The hero of cowards. . . . Please come CAPTION John Bolton!!!

[skip fox]

John ("You owe me your conscious existence" ) Bolton is saying: "They're all crazy. The truth is that I'd love to testify because I've got facts and details which, when known, will demolish Trump at the polls this November and would save this nation and likely Democracy itself, but only as long as it doesn't undercut the pre-sales of my book which would be a financial bow to Simon & Schuster who have had such faith in me to justify the terms of our contract, but since that cannot be guaranteed . . . ."

[Cyrano]

1. A walrus on LSD

[skip fox]

2. Friendly amendment?

A walrus on LSD having a horrifically bad trip and making it ours.

[underpants]

3. You know your in a den of thieves when Bolton seems

Like the reasonable, sane, and ethical one.

[brush]

4. A warmonger with much courage to send others to war to "defend"...

our country but when it comes to him having courage to testify to defend our democracy—forget it.

[skip fox]

5. J.B. is saying:

"Having an ideology means you can kiss ass without shame."

[Sneederbunk]

6. My truth is worth $2 million.

[CaptYossarian]

7. Captain Kangaroo: "If another damn ping pong ball lands on me, I'll murder somebody".

[Mr. Ected]

8. Waste product of chronic neoconstipation

[skip fox]

9. NeoCoward