Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:26 AM
Roland99 (53,021 posts)
Breaking!! Massive lines forming at military recruitment centers across America!
No wait....
Never mind
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15 replies, 3770 views
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Author | Time | Post |
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Roland99 | Jan 2020 | OP |
magicarpet | Jan 2020 | #1 | |
htuttle | Jan 2020 | #2 | |
Hoyt | Jan 2020 | #3 | |
Roland99 | Jan 2020 | #4 | |
CaptYossarian | Jan 2020 | #11 | |
keithbvadu2 | Jan 2020 | #5 | |
calimary | Jan 2020 | #9 | |
UTUSN | Jan 2020 | #6 | |
bucolic_frolic | Jan 2020 | #7 | |
Chemisse | Jan 2020 | #8 | |
calimary | Jan 2020 | #12 | |
Hulk | Jan 2020 | #10 | |
muntrv | Jan 2020 | #13 | |
irisblue | Jan 2020 | #14 | |
onethatcares | Jan 2020 | #15 |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:30 AM
magicarpet (12,859 posts)
1. With the trDump kids at the very front of the soldier recruitment lines.
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:31 AM
htuttle (23,738 posts)
2. If they're holding signs and shouting...
...they probably aren't there to enlist.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:33 AM
Hoyt (54,770 posts)
3. Those who think killing Muslims is patriotic, have already enlisted or support GOPer hawks.
Latter is most likely.
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Response to Hoyt (Reply #3)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 12:42 PM
Roland99 (53,021 posts)
4. No way the REAL snowflakes are going to enlist
Response to Hoyt (Reply #3)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 02:18 PM
CaptYossarian (6,448 posts)
11. How about Dylann Roof and the other surviving mass shooters?
We might need a ground war to tidy things up.
Oh, never mind. These chickens don't like when targets shoot back. |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 01:04 PM
keithbvadu2 (30,893 posts)
5. Go recruit Young Republicans on the college campuses
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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #5)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 02:13 PM
calimary (74,798 posts)
9. Another good cartoon!
Cartoonists are gonna have a field day...
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 01:26 PM
UTUSN (67,208 posts)
6. Rueful laughter!1
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 01:44 PM
bucolic_frolic (36,032 posts)
7. Is it true
Eric Jr. and Jason Wohl have already mustered out?
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 01:59 PM
Chemisse (30,540 posts)
8. I was going to say something about Darwin Awards
But I guess even the Trumpites aren't ready to go die for Trump's created crisis.
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Response to Chemisse (Reply #8)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 02:18 PM
calimary (74,798 posts)
12. Heck, they should be first in line.
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 02:18 PM
Hulk (6,699 posts)
10. Dumb and Dumber dRumpf and Barron??
Oh...nevermind. "Hereditary bone spurs". Trash!
Glad I'm not in the Middle East right now. Not too certain I want to be in the USA either. |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 02:20 PM
muntrv (14,505 posts)
13. Time to dust off the "Draft Republicans" bumper sricker.
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 02:25 PM
irisblue (30,625 posts)
14. And this putz & a image warning
Image warning after ~~~
Source--https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-says-hell-enlist-if-trump-attacks-iran Jacob Wohl Says He’ll Enlist if Trump Attacks Iran CALL OF DUTY? Will Sommer Updated Jun. 27, 2019 3:03AM ET Published Jun. 26, 2019 8:40PM ET Snip--“If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Wohl said in an Instagram direct message. Snip--Wohl says he’ll consider the United States at war with Iran if Congress authorizes the war or Trump uses a previous military authorization to attack. As for what branch he’ll join, Wohl says “probably the Army.” Snip--Wohl’s support for war with Iran puts him out of step with many of his fellow provocateurs in the pro-Trump “New Right,” many of whom have claimed Trump is being led by his advisers into war. Conservative personality and brain pill entrepreneur Mike Cernovich and One American News reporter Jack Posobiec, for example, have criticized the push for war with Iran. Snip--While Wohl claims he’s ready to go to war, he’s been now with various 2020 plans. After telling Right Richter about his promise to enlist, Wohl pivoted to bragging about his new plan: getting dirt on Joe Biden. A bit more at source Image Warning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WellRegulatedMilitia (@Well_Regulated_) Tweeted: A member of our well regulated militia poses for a shirtless Instagram photo with a gun in his waistband, aimed towards his genitals. https://t.co/x4I5himGWZ Link to tweet After the tweet a lively discussion occured |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Jan 3, 2020, 02:37 PM
onethatcares (15,406 posts)
15. that's a prime example
of how to shoot your penis off.
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