Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:25 AM

PCIntern (21,172 posts)

Oh come on, folks...

This war is only gonna take two, maybe three days at the most. Look, Trump knows more about the militaries of the world than anyone including his own generals. They’ll just scramble the B-52’s and those planes you can’t see even when you’re looking right at them.... you know they have beeps coming out of them so the pilots and mechanics can find them on the tarmac...and in no time Hell on Earth will be unleashed. Meanwhile since the Iranians have never considered this possibility of dealing with President Superman, they’ll be so flustered that they’ll just give up, sign a treaty that will allow Trump Hotels, Resorts, and Golf Clubs to be built in all major cities.

What could go wrong?

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60 replies	Author	Time	Post
Oh come on, folks... (Original post)	PCIntern	Jan 2020	OP
Dang you... you made the coffee come back out of my nose.	GemDigger	Jan 2020	#1
PC owes me a new computer keyboard!	Laffy Kat	Jan 2020	#3
That made me chortle.	GemDigger	Jan 2020	#8
Recommended.	H2O Man	Jan 2020	#2
Sweets and candies for everybody!!!	Proud Liberal Dem	Jan 2020	#4
GMTA	Dennis Donovan	Jan 2020	#6
Flowers and candy, too	Dennis Donovan	Jan 2020	#5
And beautiful Persian rugs	dalton99a	Jan 2020	#13
Lol. You betcha. Nt	BootinUp	Jan 2020	#41
Shock and awe returns! nt	coti	Jan 2020	#14
This;	gab13by13	Jan 2020	#21
Putin would like nothing better than us shouldering	DENVERPOPS	Jan 2020	#35
Watch for a statue of two to be pulled down by the liberated people.	llmart	Jan 2020	#22
Pimple actually did say the Iranian people would consider this a liberation! nt	tblue37	Jan 2020	#31
After Trump bombs them back to the stone age	Kaiserguy	Jan 2020	#44
Pffft* Child's play.	TheCowsCameHome	Jan 2020	#7
Yep. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?	calimary	Jan 2020	#9
With underwriting for the hotels, resorts and golf clubs from...	Fritz Walter	Jan 2020	#10
Experience required to fight Iran	Traildogbob	Jan 2020	#11
If anyone misplaced one, I have one of those invisible planes in my driveway.....	getagrip_already	Jan 2020	#12
Heh. Doesn't show up in the pictures.	SammyWinstonJack	Jan 2020	#17
If the plane is invisible, don't people still see you flying over them	CaptYossarian	Jan 2020	#26
no silly, it's magical.....	getagrip_already	Jan 2020	#29
That was you?	CaptYossarian	Jan 2020	#33
LOL this sounds like part of an episode of Welcome to Night Vale	yellowdogintexas	Jan 2020	#50
You forgot the most important thing	durablend	Jan 2020	#15
Just hope he doesn't wear a codpiece for it.	Crunchy Frog	Jan 2020	#36
What could wrong?	sarge43	Jan 2020	#16
Haven't you heard, "Wars are easy".	Pepsidog	Jan 2020	#18
Yeah, they are easy to win! n/t	Chemisse	Jan 2020	#23
Peace on Earth, good will toward men	SCVDem	Jan 2020	#19
Trump is such a Stable Genius.	MrModerate	Jan 2020	#20
Then why did he confuse a potato peeler with a home circumcision kit?	CaptYossarian	Jan 2020	#27
It'll take me awhile to unsee that. n/t	MrModerate	Jan 2020	#42
I was going for the auditory sense. If you think he's loud at a rally...	CaptYossarian	Jan 2020	#43
They could have avoided all this if they had a couple of Trump golf courses	lunatica	Jan 2020	#24
You mistyped. You said days when you meant decades.	Kablooie	Jan 2020	#25
As we all know Trump is a genius!	rurallib	Jan 2020	#28
I thought Iran was defeated already?	getagrip_already	Jan 2020	#30
FIRE AND FURY, BABY!	EveHammond13	Jan 2020	#32
The Donald will need to one-up Bush though, so he'll do "Mission Accomplished" BEFORE any attack.	Rainbow Droid	Jan 2020	#40
It will be a cakewalk. And we'll be greeted as liberators.	Crunchy Frog	Jan 2020	#34
It has been noted that he is very frightened about war.. maybe why he's been AWOL from twitter	Thekaspervote	Jan 2020	#37
What could go wrong, you ask? The collapse of Saudi Arabia, orchestrated by Russia and Iran...	hunter	Jan 2020	#38
Trump needs something personally out of your otherwise plausible scenario.	Rainbow Droid	Jan 2020	#39
It's at that level, yes.	PCIntern	Jan 2020	#45
Or a retaliatory terrorist attack by Iran	wnylib	Jan 2020	#49
Ugh!	warmfeet	Jan 2020	#46
I heard Trump thinks this may "stop the cycle of violence"	Skittles	Jan 2020	#47
Because he thought it was a terrorist motorcycle he was killing.	Rainbow Droid	Jan 2020	#53
It will be a cake walk	XRubicon	Jan 2020	#48
Shock and awe	brokephibroke	Jan 2020	#51
I'm waiting to hear	catchnrelease	Jan 2020	#52
Don jr. , Ivanka , and Eric should be inducted into the Armed Forces immediately.	MasonDreams	Jan 2020	#54
careful there... he has the ability to make them generals....	getagrip_already	Jan 2020	#55
Our laws don't seem to work, perhaps we should subject them to the UCMJ.	MasonDreams	Jan 2020	#57
sigh......	getagrip_already	Jan 2020	#59
Ok, perhaps we should close this portal to fast track fascism.	MasonDreams	Jan 2020	#60
The boys will be home before spring.	Swede	Jan 2020	#56
Seems we are no longer welcome in the places we are?	pwb	Jan 2020	#58

Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:27 AM

GemDigger (3,904 posts)

1. Dang you... you made the coffee come back out of my nose.

Maybe a warning of no drinking while reading this might have been appreciated.

Oh come on, folks...

1. Dang you... you made the coffee come back out of my nose.

3. PC owes me a new computer keyboard!

8. That made me chortle.

2. Recommended.

4. Sweets and candies for everybody!!!

6. GMTA

5. Flowers and candy, too

13. And beautiful Persian rugs

41. Lol. You betcha. Nt

14. Shock and awe returns! nt

21. This;

35. Putin would like nothing better than us shouldering

22. Watch for a statue of two to be pulled down by the liberated people.

31. Pimple actually did say the Iranian people would consider this a liberation! nt

44. After Trump bombs them back to the stone age

7. Pffft* Child's play.

9. Yep. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

10. With underwriting for the hotels, resorts and golf clubs from...

11. Experience required to fight Iran

12. If anyone misplaced one, I have one of those invisible planes in my driveway.....

17. Heh. Doesn't show up in the pictures.

26. If the plane is invisible, don't people still see you flying over them

29. no silly, it's magical.....

33. That was you?

50. LOL this sounds like part of an episode of Welcome to Night Vale

15. You forgot the most important thing

36. Just hope he doesn't wear a codpiece for it.

16. What could wrong?

18. Haven't you heard, "Wars are easy".

23. Yeah, they are easy to win! n/t

19. Peace on Earth, good will toward men

20. Trump is such a Stable Genius.

27. Then why did he confuse a potato peeler with a home circumcision kit?

42. It'll take me awhile to unsee that. n/t

43. I was going for the auditory sense. If you think he's loud at a rally...

24. They could have avoided all this if they had a couple of Trump golf courses

25. You mistyped. You said days when you meant decades.

28. As we all know Trump is a genius!

30. I thought Iran was defeated already?

32. FIRE AND FURY, BABY!

40. The Donald will need to one-up Bush though, so he'll do "Mission Accomplished" BEFORE any attack.

34. It will be a cakewalk. And we'll be greeted as liberators.

37. It has been noted that he is very frightened about war.. maybe why he's been AWOL from twitter

38. What could go wrong, you ask? The collapse of Saudi Arabia, orchestrated by Russia and Iran...

39. Trump needs something personally out of your otherwise plausible scenario.

45. It's at that level, yes.

49. Or a retaliatory terrorist attack by Iran

46. Ugh!

47. I heard Trump thinks this may "stop the cycle of violence"

53. Because he thought it was a terrorist motorcycle he was killing.

48. It will be a cake walk

51. Shock and awe

52. I'm waiting to hear

54. Don jr. , Ivanka , and Eric should be inducted into the Armed Forces immediately.

55. careful there... he has the ability to make them generals....

57. Our laws don't seem to work, perhaps we should subject them to the UCMJ.

59. sigh......

60. Ok, perhaps we should close this portal to fast track fascism.

56. The boys will be home before spring.

58. Seems we are no longer welcome in the places we are?