Oh come on, folks...

[PCIntern]

This war is only gonna take two, maybe three days at the most. Look, Trump knows more about the militaries of the world than anyone including his own generals. They’ll just scramble the B-52’s and those planes you can’t see even when you’re looking right at them.... you know they have beeps coming out of them so the pilots and mechanics can find them on the tarmac...and in no time Hell on Earth will be unleashed. Meanwhile since the Iranians have never considered this possibility of dealing with President Superman, they’ll be so flustered that they’ll just give up, sign a treaty that will allow Trump Hotels, Resorts, and Golf Clubs to be built in all major cities.

What could go wrong?

[GemDigger]

1. Dang you... you made the coffee come back out of my nose.

Maybe a warning of no drinking while reading this might have been appreciated.

[Laffy Kat]

3. PC owes me a new computer keyboard!

[GemDigger]

8. That made me chortle.

I'm glad I wasn't alone.

[H2O Man]

2. Recommended.

Cake-walk. We'll be greeted as liberators.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

4. Sweets and candies for everybody!!!

[Dennis Donovan]

6. GMTA

[Dennis Donovan]

5. Flowers and candy, too

[dalton99a]

13. And beautiful Persian rugs

[BootinUp]

41. Lol. You betcha. Nt

[coti]

14. Shock and awe returns! nt

[gab13by13]

21. This;

When we bomb Iran I expect they will welcome us with rose petals, just like the Iraqis did.

[DENVERPOPS]

35. Putin would like nothing better than us shouldering

The expense of taking out the other oil suppliers so he gets more sales

[llmart]

22. Watch for a statue of two to be pulled down by the liberated people.

Also, that's a "yellow cake" walk.

[tblue37]

31. Pimple actually did say the Iranian people would consider this a liberation! nt

[Kaiserguy]

44. After Trump bombs them back to the stone age

then he will use our money to built all of those 5 star hotel and golf courses that no one will be there to use.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Pffft* Child's play.

Easier than winning a trade war or opening steel mills.

[calimary]

9. Yep. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Oh, I dunno... a so-called “leader” with no impulse control and delusions of divine emperorhood.

...just maybe EVERYTHING...

[Fritz Walter]

10. With underwriting for the hotels, resorts and golf clubs from...

Vladdy Daddy, and his band of merry oligarchs.

[Traildogbob]

11. Experience required to fight Iran

They have been fighting for 5,000 years, we have been fighting our entire existence........which is how long exactly? Our dept and deficit is gonna continue to explode, while trump tax break Recepients will pay nothing, especially lives, in the war.

[getagrip_already]

12. If anyone misplaced one, I have one of those invisible planes in my driveway.....

I keep hitting my head on it so I'd like to get rid of it. I'd post it for sale on ebay, but it doesn't show up in the pictures. I found what think is the instruction manual, but it is invisible as well.

I'm not sure how it got there, but I gave some very nice small grey people with very large eyes some of my recent bodhi crop. They bowed, pointed to the driveway, waved, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Anyone want a slightly used late model stealth attack ship from sirius-b?

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. Heh. Doesn't show up in the pictures.

[CaptYossarian]

26. If the plane is invisible, don't people still see you flying over them

in a seated position?

That must help folks give up alcohol.

[getagrip_already]

29. no silly, it's magical.....

Everything inside it becomes invisible, which makes it hard to read the instruments. I haven't figured out that part yet.

Also, I've wondered what happens if I turn on a dome light. Do people on the ground see lights in the sky?

[CaptYossarian]

33. That was you?

[yellowdogintexas]

50. LOL this sounds like part of an episode of Welcome to Night Vale

which I happen to be listening to.

I can almost hear the Voice of Night Vale reading those words!!

[durablend]

15. You forgot the most important thing

The "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner at the SOTU

[Crunchy Frog]

36. Just hope he doesn't wear a codpiece for it.

[sarge43]

16. What could wrong?

Quicker and easier to list what could go right.

Simply, nothing.

[Pepsidog]

18. Haven't you heard, "Wars are easy".

[Chemisse]

23. Yeah, they are easy to win! n/t

[SCVDem]

19. Peace on Earth, good will toward men

Another reason I just cannot celebrate this holiday.

Such blatant hypocrisy.

[MrModerate]

20. Trump is such a Stable Genius.

Why can none of us see it?

[CaptYossarian]

27. Then why did he confuse a potato peeler with a home circumcision kit?

That's why Melania didn't care that day.

[MrModerate]

42. It'll take me awhile to unsee that. n/t

[CaptYossarian]

43. I was going for the auditory sense. If you think he's loud at a rally...

[lunatica]

24. They could have avoided all this if they had a couple of Trump golf courses

And a Trump Tower or two and a cool Trump luxury resort. Ivanka posing in the Trump hotels would have worked out really well for them.

[Kablooie]

25. You mistyped. You said days when you meant decades.

[rurallib]

28. As we all know Trump is a genius!

a stable genius!

[getagrip_already]

30. I thought Iran was defeated already?

And isis was disbanded. How can they be dangerous in the age of trump? Impossible......

[EveHammond13]

32. FIRE AND FURY, BABY!

[Rainbow Droid]

40. The Donald will need to one-up Bush though, so he'll do "Mission Accomplished" BEFORE any attack.

[Crunchy Frog]

34. It will be a cakewalk. And we'll be greeted as liberators.

[Thekaspervote]

37. It has been noted that he is very frightened about war.. maybe why he's been AWOL from twitter

[hunter]

38. What could go wrong, you ask? The collapse of Saudi Arabia, orchestrated by Russia and Iran...

... followed by a flood of 30 million unemployable refugees who will not be welcome anywhere in the world.

The price of Russian and Iranian oil and natural gas will skyrocket.

But that's not what will end Trump. Putin will release the infamous "P" tape, taken from Jeffery Epstein, in which Donald Trump and William Barr are recorded boffing an underage girl. Trump's Evangelical base will not be upset by that, per se, except that Trump is seen enthusiastically groping Barr's ass.

[Rainbow Droid]

39. Trump needs something personally out of your otherwise plausible scenario.

You know, like maybe dirt on Joe Biden?

[PCIntern]

45. It's at that level, yes.

[wnylib]

49. Or a retaliatory terrorist attack by Iran

inside the US. Imagine what he could do internally in the name of national security. And how could we even think of trying an impeached president in a time of national emergency? Or switching leaders via election at such a time?

[warmfeet]

46. Ugh!

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Please, not again?

[Skittles]

47. I heard Trump thinks this may "stop the cycle of violence"

[Rainbow Droid]

53. Because he thought it was a terrorist motorcycle he was killing.

Some kind of Muslim "Knight Rider", apparently.

At least that's what a lot of people are saying.

[XRubicon]

48. It will be a cake walk

Did you hear they have remote control planes that can reach New York city?

Saddam.. er I mean the Iranians could cause a mushroom cloud. Yeah, I heard that.

[brokephibroke]

51. Shock and awe

[catchnrelease]

52. I'm waiting to hear

That the Iranians are throwing babies out of incubators!

[MasonDreams]

54. Don jr. , Ivanka , and Eric should be inducted into the Armed Forces immediately.

Our sons and daughters are at risk, yours should be as well.

[getagrip_already]

55. careful there... he has the ability to make them generals....

Under the emergency powers act, he can grant a commision to anyone. Then he can put them in charge of white house defense forces.

I'm sure he doesn't know it or he would have already done it.

[MasonDreams]

57. Our laws don't seem to work, perhaps we should subject them to the UCMJ.

Go ahead make my day. Try your Judge bribing, witness tampering, and mobster threats whith a court-martial system.

[getagrip_already]

59. sigh......

Unlike judges, officers have to follow orders. That's why there were no charges, or dishonarable discharge, or even discipline against those 3 soldiers

Remember that rear admiral who stood up and made bald faced lies about trumps health? Orders.

Sure, they aren't required to obey an illegal order, but we know what happens next.

[MasonDreams]

60. Ok, perhaps we should close this portal to fast track fascism.

Sometimes, I just need to fantasize about an easy way to positive change. A break from the endless spiral, that things will have to get worse before they get better.
Can't we just eject, float back to earth under a parachute and let the war machine crash into a mountainside.

[Swede]

56. The boys will be home before spring.

Spring I tell ya.

[pwb]

58. Seems we are no longer welcome in the places we are?

All those years of trying, down the tubes. I think it is time we left. After ten years in Nam Walter Cronkite said "We did the best we could" and the country agreed. We left and peace was nice for the people. For me it is time for that again. Let the people find their own way.