Florida man wakes up to find another man sucking on his toes

[dalton99a]

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/bradenton-man-wakes-up-having-toes-sucked-on/67-0d3c6695-6262-4939-9284-680647b07ead

Florida man wakes up to find another man sucking on his toes
The man thought he was being robbed. But, the intruder was there for something much different.
Tasha Cain
3:50 PM EST January 3, 2020

BRADENTON, Fla. — A Florida man woke up in the middle of the night to find another man sucking on his toes, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies say the man was sleeping in his bed in Bradenton, when he woke up and realized he wasn't alone

The man told deputies he assumed he was being robbed, so he told the intruder he didn’t have any money.

But money wasn’t what he was there for.

The intruder told the man he was there to suck on his toes, according to an investigation write-up.

That’s when the man punched the accused toe sucker and forced him outside, according to investigators. While the two brawled, the man who sucked the toes told the other man he had a gun and tried to fondle him, according to investigators.

The man continued to hit the intruder for about 30 seconds before running inside and calling 911, deputies said. At this point the intruder broke out the front window of the home and stomped on the other man’s car’s windshield until it broke, deputies said.

Investigators said the toe-sucking man took off, so they tried to track him with a K-9 but were unable to find him.

[chowder66]

1. I feel like beating my head against a wall after reading that. nt

[Baitball Blogger]

12. +1

[Karadeniz]

2. Jeez.

[lpbk2713]

3. It's only January 3rd.

And I think that will be the weirdest story of the year.

[Hekate]

4. Anything starting with Florida Man...

...Ends up sounding like a chapter in a book by Carl Hiaassen.
SMH

[Stinky The Clown]

5. My son lives near there. He is always sending us "Florida Man" stories

Of course, the best came after the Mango Maniac moved to Mar-A-Lago.

"Florida Man Impeached"

[a kennedy]

6. Seriously???

What the hell is going on....is it just because we have 24/7 news??? Is it that we can get any weird story immediately because of news 24/7????

[not_the_one]

7. I HATE it when that happens....

[moondust]

8. "Get out of here, Gaetz!"

[Totally Tunsie]

9. He seems nice.

[Hortensis]

10. Again, this wouldn't be happening if snow was piled up outside.

[Renew Deal]

11. This is toetally crazy