Three little men are sitting in a bar.

[bluescribbler]

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The first man says, "I believe I have the smallest hands in the world."
The second man says, "I believe I have the smallest feet in the world."
The third man says, "I believe I have the smallest p*n*s in the world."
The bartender says, "You know, you can find out for sure, and maybe even get paid for it."
"Really? How?
"The Guinness Book of World Records keeps track of all kinds of stuff. Biggest, smallest, fastest, slowest, oldest, youngest, and so forth. And they might pay you $3000 if you hold the record."
"Great idea! Let's go!"
So they all troupe off to the office of the Guinness Book of World Records.
The first man goes in. He's there for a few minutes, then he comes out with a big grin and a fistful of cash. "I have the smallest hands in the world!"
The second man goes in. He's there for a few minutes, then he comes out with a big grin and a fistful of cash. "I have the smallest feet in the world!"
The third man goes in. He's there for more than a few minutes. When he comes out he's angry. He's kicking the furniture, punching the walls, cursing a blue streak.
"What's the matter? What's wrong?" ask his friends.
"Who the f*ck is Lindsey Graham?"

[tblue37]

1. K&R, but your second line should read "feet" rather than hands. nt

[ToxMarz]

4. OK, that makes more sense

I read the first two and just expected the third was hands too without really reading it. Didn't get what Lyndsey Graham had to do with small hands.

LOL

[bluescribbler]

13. Thanks. I got lazy.

Copy and paste, but don't edit will bite me on the ass every time. Fixed now.

[Iliyah]

2. Oh snap . . . .

LOL

[George II]

3. .

[WhiskeyGrinder]

5. Wait, I don't get it?

[warmfeet]

6. lindsey does not have the smallest penis in the world.

lindsey is the smallest penis in the world.

A big dick, he is not!

How sad.

[red dog 1]

7. Good one!

[PJMcK]

8. I thought Toadstool Trump had the smallest mushroom dick (n/t)

[smirkymonkey]

9. Yes, so did I. Lindsey and Moscow Mitch must be right behind.

Ugh, I just made myself throw up a bit in my mouth picturing Mitch naked. That has to be one unpleasant sight.

[Different Drummer]

10. You could ask Elaine Chao about that.

[smirkymonkey]

11. Like Melania, she'll do anything for a buck.

They are two peas in a pod. I never understood women like that.

[Wounded Bear]

12. Maybe we should say "Two does in a meadow"...