Three little men are sitting in a bar.
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The first man says, "I believe I have the smallest hands in the world."
The second man says, "I believe I have the smallest feet in the world."
The third man says, "I believe I have the smallest p*n*s in the world."
The bartender says, "You know, you can find out for sure, and maybe even get paid for it."
"Really? How?
"The Guinness Book of World Records keeps track of all kinds of stuff. Biggest, smallest, fastest, slowest, oldest, youngest, and so forth. And they might pay you $3000 if you hold the record."
"Great idea! Let's go!"
So they all troupe off to the office of the Guinness Book of World Records.
The first man goes in. He's there for a few minutes, then he comes out with a big grin and a fistful of cash. "I have the smallest hands in the world!"
The second man goes in. He's there for a few minutes, then he comes out with a big grin and a fistful of cash. "I have the smallest feet in the world!"
The third man goes in. He's there for more than a few minutes. When he comes out he's angry. He's kicking the furniture, punching the walls, cursing a blue streak.
"What's the matter? What's wrong?" ask his friends.
"Who the f*ck is Lindsey Graham?"
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LOL 
Ugh, I just made myself throw up a bit in my mouth picturing Mitch naked. That has to be one unpleasant sight. 
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