Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests
DUMLANDIA, NEW YORK — The president’s third smartest male crotch fruit, Donald Trump Jr., is reportedly on pins and needles, awaiting the results of genetic bone spur tests he had done at a New York hospital yesterday. Reps for Trump Jr. say that he requested tests to determine if he has inherited his father’s bone spurs in his heels and feet “for no reason in particular.”
“It’s definitely not because he’s totally petrified at the thought of having to serve in his father’s upcoming war with Iran,” Trump Jr’s publicist wrote in an email to several news outlets. “While Donald Junior understands that past sons of politicians such as Beau Biden — have served in the military, even in warzones, in the past, he knows his father would never make any such requests of him, mostly because his father still barely acknowledges Don’s existence, and mostly refers to him as ‘Not Ivanka Male Son One.'”
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