Put. Your. Coffee. Down. 😳😁😆 meme

[underpants]

[Sherman A1]

1. A Very disturbing image

But I will not put down my coffee ☕️ for these two gutter slime.

[leftieNanner]

46. But at least I hope you didn't spit the coffee all over the keyboard!

I'm with you, though. My coffee and wine consumption has gone up these past three years.

[Sherman A1]

48. Nope,

neither are worth the wasting of good coffee or any mental energy.

[leftieNanner]

51. Except maybe to laugh at them

Ridicule is the one thing that gets under The Orange One's skin.

[hlthe2b]

2. Walk? More like waddle...

[underpants]

4. 😆

[lunatica]

39. Waddledee and Waddledumb

[erronis]

52. Or Waddledump and Waddledumb. The Widdle Waddle bros.

[lunatica]

56. Waddledumb and Waddledumber is also good!

[dewsgirl]

3. Seriously, how in the hell have these two frumpy, old, white men

consolidate so much power?

[Iris]

5. $$$

[Aristus]

47. Still plenty of frumpy old white men out there with more dollars than sense.

Enough to supply an audience for these hamhocks.

[Joinfortmill]

6. Ugh

Double ugh

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Bloat Cassidy and the Sundunce Kid.

The sexiest duo to hit the silver screen since Cthulhu and The Blob.

[underpants]

8. That's good

[Fritz Walter]

9. Where they met Two Corinthians

I'll be here all week.
Try the hamberders.
And don't forget to tip your servers.

[underpants]

10. Free refills on covfefe

[Vinca]

11. Hold yourselves back, ladies.

[Sloumeau]

13. ROFL

[llmart]

14. I will NOT hold myself back.

I'm running to the bathroom right now to vomit.

These are two of the most hideous "men" one could ever see.

[Jamastiene]

41. Tell me about it.

There is no holding back with this immediate nausea.

[sarge43]

19. Oh my. The dream team.

[MontanaMama]

31. Hold myself back from barfing?

🤮

[eppur_se_muova]

33. Or at least lead with the knee. nt

[abakan]

45. Some things just can't unseen.

Oh my aching eyes. This is bad enough imagine how horrible it would be without clothing.

[Karma13612]

70. Oh, no! Now I need brain bleach! nt

[Sloumeau]

12. This is what White Priviledge looks like.

When you have so much money and so much freedom that you can spend countless hours golfing, countless hours eating, and countless hours telling the large groups of people exactly what needs to be done in order to preserve the priviledges of rich White people. May they both choke on a pretzle.

[leftieNanner]

49. We need to cut these guys' food stamps

They must be buying steak and lobster!

[DENVERPOPS]

72. Gluttony Personified. N/c

[djacq]

15. Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum

[Scarsdale]

16. Is Limbaugh wearing

"drop crotch" pants? The crotch looks as though it is by his knees. What a gruesome twosome. Absolutely repulsive republicans. Has Rush bought his newest wife yet, or is he stuck with the old one?

[hatrack]

21. Yep, some serious Commissar Slacks action going on there . . .

Shitstain's not too far behind him.

[leftieNanner]

50. I'm guessing that means that Limbaugh

had to buy one of Matt Whitaker's "BIG man" toilets?

[CaptYossarian]

54. When did Rush get all that hair?

I just thought Roger Stone was at the buffet 7 times a day. A white-collar prison could possibly have a buffet.

[Dukkha]

17. They certainly didn't walk into a gym

[Dennis Donovan]

18. The descendants of Big Bill Taft thank Trump for knocking him off the top spot for fattest POTUS

"Now, they'll remember he was a judge, too!"

[BSdetect]

20. Ought to read "waddle into a bar".

[samplegirl]

22. Gross!

[magicarpet]

68. Just finished up at the all you can eat buffet,..

Time to step outside - loosen the belt a few notches, grab some fresh air, pass some gas, then head over to the golf course at the taxpayer's expense.

[Botany]

23. A couple of coronary cases on the hoof.

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BTW was Trump wearing his golf spikes inside?

[underpants]

28. Good catch

I noticed that too.

[rickyhall]

30. We can only hope, alas...

[bucolic_frolic]

24. 100% Pure Evil

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. Twaddle Dumb and Twaddle Dumber!

[skip fox]

26. CAPTION

Rush is saying: "It doesn't matter. You just say it and keep on saying it. If they show you proof, say they're giving you got'ja questions and they're part of the laying murderous press. If they show you a video which directly contradicts everything you've been saying, ban them from the White House."

Trump is thinking: "I'm so way ahead of you. . . ."

[intrepidity]

27. Evil never dies.

Ugh!

[panfluteman]

29. I Don't Drink Coffee!

So how can I put it down?

[NoMoreRepugs]

32. I feel bad for our female DU members who

weren’t able to close their eyes quickly enough.

[Wednesdays]

34. And to think Adderall was originally marketed as a weight-loss pill!

[Bayard]

35. Jeez Louise!

At least don't tuck in the shirts! I doubt they need belts to keep their pants up.

[Chalco]

36. All I gotta say is...

[greenjar_01]

37. Why can't these rich motherfuckers get pants that fit

I'm mystified by this horrific pants-style.

[lunasun]

57. IKR The whole trump family looks like they shop at a discount warehouse for irregulars.

Which may fit as they are sort of irregular people but WTH they got $$$, are in the public eye and cant find some decent clothes, or a taylor ???? Look at him the worst. This was on Easter, " a look nice day " !!! smh

[BuffaloJackalope]

38. Are those velco-tabbed sandles Limpballs is wearing?

[Midnight Writer]

40. These fellows are so proud of their golf games. They don't look fit enough to roll down a hill.

[tblue37]

42. Tweedledee and Tweedledumb have similar body profiles.

[tblue37]

43. Rush is wearing the pants version of a muumuu. nt

[Bob Loblaw]

44. A couple of used car salesmen

on their way to see if their manager (Putin) will accept your offer.

[moondust]

53. Flabby and Blabby walk into a bar,

sit down and their bar stools collapse under the weight of all that bullshit.

The end.

[packman]

55. Dum and Dummer

[Kid Berwyn]

58. Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber

AKA Insane Moron, on the left, is insane; AKA Ignorant Moron, on the right, is ignorant.

Their commonality will never change.

[Newest Reality]

59. For all the talk about evolution...

That picture makes a good case for devolution. After millions of years and you get those two specimens? Survival of the not at all fittest and least adaptable? Woah! Paging Darwin!

They look like they are bobbing, not walking.

[applegrove]

60. Down with statins!!!

I'm on them actually. But what would the world look like without them?

[Mickju]

61. Barf!

[VOX]

62. And THESE lard-asses have the NERVE to body-shame anyone?

These two live in roof-to-foundation glass houses.

More importantly, they are UGLY and rotten on the inside, where such things really matter.

[calimary]

63. "Mine's bigger." "Nope. MINE's bigger!"

“Fuck you! MINE’S the biggest. Best. The greatest ever in the whole world...”

[underpants]

76. They have to settle this between the two of them

because neither one can see their own.

[onethatcares]

64. both look like they weigh 230

232 tops.

Must be the shoes...

[LakeArenal]

78. Does my gut make my ass look fat?

Or

Each is thinking, “I look great next to that bloated sack. “

[Lucky Luciano]

65. What a pile of shit that is right there.

[KayF]

66. it takes guts to run the country

huge guts

[kimbutgar]

67. Gross

Twiddle dee and tweedle dumb.

[edhopper]

69. Rush is 5"11 and 270 lbs

just saying

[Demovictory9]

71. lol

[Aussie105]

73. Look where greed gets you!

Greed is a never ending search for more of the stuff that doesn't fill the holes in your soul.

(The hunger is in your mind, not your bellies, Stupid Ones!)

Also, I didn't know they made belts that big!
(I'm sure some worker in a Chinese belt factory had to double check those specifications.)

Pallbearers, start weight training, NOW!

(NO coffee was harmed in the creation of this post. Eye bleach on the next shopping list.)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

74. One thing is certain. It wasn't a salad bar.

[underpants]

75. You got me

[Grasswire2]

77. Geo Conway hinted the other day that Trump has graduated to Percocet.

Would explain the pupil size.

[Faux pas]

79. ...

[Baked Potato]

80. That's a whole lotta smeggie on the hoof there

Whewie!

[Blue Owl]

81. Deuling Toilets

n/t

[czarjak]

82. Just bringing sexy back?

[underpants]

83. Oh!

[Richard58]

84. Someone call the Humane Society---

---two white whales have beached themselves! (Oh and remember, Trump is only 235 pounds! Uh-huh.)

[marble falls]

85. Shouldn't that be Oxycontin F. Viagra?

[onethatcares]

86. rush is saying

"And people have the nerve to think we'd have to pay for sex"