Can Trump request a trial by combat?

[Yavin4]

If he did, who would be his champion? Who should the Dems choose?

[CaptYossarian]

1. Combine that concept with jury of his "peers".

He'd have to battle some allegedly rich, orange-faced adulterer with fake bone spurs and yellow straw on his empty head.

Where would we find such a similar freakozoid like that?

[eShirl]

2. "You didn't fight with honor!"

"No. But he did."

[JHB]

3. Trial by wombat

I imagine the wombats would welcome a trip away from Australia right about now.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

4. Gnarfel the Garthok!

[tinrobot]

5. Colin Kaepernick