"I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!" goes viral

[Norbert]

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[keithbvadu2]

1. Too bad there is no transcript of that call.

Too bad there is no transcript of that call.

There is a mythical write-up of that call.

[Claritie Pixie]

3. Correct. It's disingenuous to call it a transcript.

It's a memo hobbled together by Trump's attorneys that says exactly what he wants it to say - not what was actually said.

[onecaliberal]

9. And that was bad enough.

[wryter2000]

10. And still

It was incredibly incriminating.

[uppityperson]

2. Gollum Trump weighs in

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[grantcart]

12. Lol

[Wawannabe]

17. ...

[Midnight Writer]

20. That's good. You've put tears in my eyes.

[blogslut]

4. My favorite

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[ecstatic]

6. Lol! nt

[Ahpook]

5. He is in his own world

I bet money he doesn't read any of those responses.

[The Genealogist]

27. Since these are just to gin up the base

I'd guess his babysitters just print off the ones the ones that are most flattering and give those to him, to keep him pacified. On second thought, they probably read them to him. I am not convinced that he is a very good reader.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. Damnit. I made lots of perfect calls and nobody ever impeached me.

It's gotta be the lights -- LEDs all over my house.

[Earth Bound Misfit]

8. "I JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR MAKING A PERFECT STEAK!"

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[Wawannabe]

18. Dahmer!

Steak!

Omfg!

[ancianita]

11. From Holly Lee: AND THEN HE SAID

[ffr]

13. Ouch. That probably stings the Cult45 Snowflakes. Someone call a wambulance!

[MerryBlooms]

14. And, possibly maybe, some people are saying,

I hired a hit man to take out a US Ambassador... I never met the guy. Oh look, a squirrel!!

[Wawannabe]

19. Right?!

Geez.

Squiirrrl!

[NCLefty]

15. Nixon ordered his AG to fire the Special Prosecutor looking into him.

The Saturday Night Massacre is the name popularly applied to the series of events that took place in the United States on the evening of Saturday, October 20, 1973, during the Watergate scandal. U.S. President Richard Nixon ordered Attorney General Elliot Richardson to fire Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox; Richardson refused and resigned effective immediately. Nixon then ordered Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus to fire Cox; Ruckelshaus refused, and also resigned. Nixon then ordered the third-most-senior official at the Justice Department, Solicitor General Robert Bork, to fire Cox. Bork considered resigning, but instead carried out the dismissal as Nixon asked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Massacre

[moondust]

16. Did you call Poroshenko, too?

Was it perfect?

You know, back when you wanted Poroshenko to announce a Biden investigation back before your perfect call to Zelensky. Remember now?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

21. Hey Two Scoops --

[Hekate]

22. KnR!

Well played, citizens.

[Wounded Bear]

23. Narcissism...it's not just for breakfast any more...

[smirkymonkey]

24. K&R

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[Mc Mike]

25. Blubber away, shitler.

[The Wizard]

26. Kindly furnish us with the recording or full transcript

of that alleged "perfect" phone call. The American people are entitled to know what constitutes a perfect phone call.