Comments please on the new Jared Kushner TIME Magazine cover.

[hedda_foil]

Man or mannequin?

[Hekate]

1. Ken Doll's Evil Twin

Just as Ivanka is Barbie's evil twin

Gaah

[lunatica]

21. LOL!

He’s no bad boy though!

[lame54]

70. Anatomically correct

[Blue Owl]

2. Man, that guy just exudes power

[TheBlackAdder]

74. Waiting for the jealousy of Trump to disown his ass for getting on the cover first in 2020.

[Skittles]

3. he is as creepy as Ivanka

[uponit7771]

72. +1, if they were liberals I'd say maybe different but their father is an admitted sexual predator...

... who abuses children so they're creepy people

[MontanaMama]

4. Jared is a dead ringer for

Robert the doll. A haunted scary ass doll. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_(doll)

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-story-behind-the-worlds-most-haunted-doll


http://robertthedoll.org/

[salin]

39. That is creepy, and there is a resemblence.

[Ms. Toad]

5. He should swap hands with Trump

I also think I see the ventriloquist dummy slits so his chin can move for "talking."

That is such an odd photo. Assuming he had at least some choice - why?

[dalton99a]

6. Greedy soulless asshole belongs in prison

[YOHABLO]

7. Why?

[VOX]

8. Draw in height-markers on the wall...*presto!* It's a police line-up shot!

“What THIS the man who slept in a coffin during the daytime?”
“OMG it’s HIM!”

[unblock]

9. Someone photoshopped out his armband and hat

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.6QYqYnhd2rPLyiZIHOOckgHaGi&pid=Api

[RockRaven]

10. Proposal: TIME should troll Trump by putting Jared on the cover every week in a row until

he's had more TIME covers than the Dotard (including Trump's fakes). And they should tally those numbers on said covers as they do it, just so Dolt45 gets a slow-burn-shit-fit thing going on as the number ratchets up to and above his own.

That would almost make seeing Jared's sick sallow face worthwhile...

[demigoddess]

64. +1!!!!!!

[UniteFightBack]

11. PASTY. nt

[napi21]

12. I never realized he was so skinny! zHe certainly doesn't look like a powerful guy! nt

[lame54]

13. Are those devil horns?

[DanieRains]

14. Jared Have You Got That Middle East Peace Done Yet?

What are you waiting for?

Loans or something?

Yes, more loans.

Sorry I asked.

[Midnight Writer]

15. At first glance? Pee Wee Herman.

[yonder]

25. Same here. With a bow tie, better yet.

[Zoonart]

58. Haha...perfect..

[2naSalit]

16. Corpse without his coffin...nt

[NCLefty]

17. His dad's felon and they're in Real Estate, which is rife with financial crime.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

18. A vampire Photoshopped out of his coffin.

[AJT]

19. I wanna be a REAL boy.....

[lindysalsagal]

33. WINNER!

[Luciferous]

20. I still say he looks like the doll from the movie The Boy...

[dewsgirl]

57. ..😳

[smirkymonkey]

22. He looks like one of those Victorian memento mori photos

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I almost expect to see a stand behind him propping him up like they they did in those old photos. He is one creepy looking guy.

Is this freaking anyone else out? Because it's really kind of freaking me out.

[Hekate]

71. Oh jeez

[spiderpig]

23. He needs a better tailor.

Does Ivanka pick out his wardrobe?

[kskiska]

24. I doubt he even shaves.

[nature-lover]

78. Funny and probably true!

[vsrazdem]

26. He looks like a robot.

[FuzzyRabbit]

27. He looks as soulless as his wife and father-in -law.

The body of a human, but there is not a human inside the body.

[Totally Tunsie]

28. Are sloppy pants the "go to" style for this family?

In the manner he's standing, his pant legs should be straight.

[Deb]

29. Dipstick

[OnDoutside]

30. A pull through for a rifle.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

31. C3PO's human upgrade...fail

[lindysalsagal]

32. Anamatronics have really come a long way....

Disney should be proud...

[Mike Nelson]

34. TIME is not being...

... kind to Jared. He does not have cover approval.

[hlthe2b]

35. What is it with jacket buttoned only at the top so that it flairs open at the bottom to show the tie

Is that some attempt a la FIL, Trump, to direct attention to his crotch? If I were to be really catty, he looks like he's got ample hips too.

Ok. MEOWWWW

[emmaverybo]

82. Yeah. I have to say I noticed he was pretty hippy. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[Blues Heron]

36. creepy

one of the creepiest characters since Damien

[underpants]

37. Mr. Electricity

[no_hypocrisy]

38. New family, same shtik.

Chris Christie: Jared Kushner's father committed 'one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes' I prosecuted

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/30/politics/chris-christie-jared-kushner-father/index.html

[yortsed snacilbuper]

40. He look's like death sneaking over a cemetery fence!

[Kid Berwyn]

41. At Worstworld Nothing Can Go Worng

Mr Klepto Roboto at your cervyx.

[Mike 03]

42. The undertaker in a remake of "Phantasm"?

[lark]

43. Bandaid. n.t

[Takket]

44. he looks like a crappy

mannequin. or an automaton.

[Ilsa]

45. He appears to be really thin, and femininely shaped. Maybe pear-shaped.

I would say his face looks manscaped, but I don't think that word really applies to him. I wonder if his gender is either fluid or closer to the center on a spectrum?

[smirkymonkey]

59. He really does appear to have a female shape.

Kind of an hourglass, but much fuller at the hips than at the shoulders. He's thin, but curvy.

[Piasladic]

62. It's like he's a runway model

one more salad and.. poof... no more fitting into those skinny jeans

[ismnotwasm]

46. It's a fucked up picture

I’m surprised he agreed to it. He looks like a string puppet doll, or a ventriloquist doll. It’s just weird.

[Ilsa]

53. No set, no props. The emptiness reflects his morality. nt

[Evergreen Emerald]

47. He looks like he is standing in the hotel hall waiting for his twin.

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That is one scary-ass picture!

[Greybnk48]

48. He exudes a Victor/Victoria vibe with his hair slicked back,

that waist and those hips.

What a strange picture to put on a mag cover.

[dewsgirl]

56. Well....Im sure you've heard the rumors.

[HAB911]

49. Robot in need of a reboot

[Elwood P Dowd]

50. Organized crime thug posing for a mug shot.

Son-in-law of famous mob boss Donald "Fat Donnie" Trump.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

52. Looks like the work of Mme. Tussaud.

[3catwoman3]

81. GMTA. And he is as creepy as the Vincent Price...

...movie House of Wax.

That movie scared the hell out of me when the young woman figured out what happened to her missing friend.

[dewsgirl]

54. Oh this is real? I thought it was a photo shop.

[underpants]

55. Got into Harvard due to his charisma at the interview

[smirkymonkey]

61. "Charisma"

Translation: "His parents' money"

[Hortensis]

60. Candidate for best-dressed mug shot?

[Initech]

65. You can always tell a Milford man, they surprisingly quiet!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

69. I can see your point!

[area51]

66. Guy looks like a freaking marionette. n/t

[NNadir]

67. He looks rather like Reinhard Heydrich in this picture and he does have children in cages too. n/t.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

68. A striking resemblance to Joseph Goebbels?

[spanone]

73. Cyborg

I haven't read the article but the main thing that's unusual about Mr. Kushner to me is that he's a rookie in all governmental things he's done.

He knows nothing about the tasks he's been delegated.

America needs and deserves so much more.

[llmart]

75. If his hair was longer he'd look like a woman.

Oh, and what's this so-called "unusual power"? The only power he has is being married to his father in law's first lust.

[muntrv]

76. Stretch Armstrong?

[no_hypocrisy]

77. Nebbish

[Sparky 1]

79. I'd be happy to put it on my dart board.

[3catwoman3]

80. As VO observed in #52, he absolutely looks like...

...one of the wax figures at Madame Tussaud's. Some of those look more animated.

He has no lines on his face, at all- no frown lines, no smile creases. Expressionless.

Major creepy.

[Clash City Rocker]

83. I doubt any man has ever had a stick so far up his ass

Assuming he’s a man.

[Catherine Vincent]

84. Mann E. Quinn