Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON—Praising the civil rights leader for his determination and commitment to justice, Kellyanne Conway, senior counselor to the president, suggested to reporters Monday that Martin Luther King Jr. would have traveled to Ukraine for dirt on Joe Biden.

“Dr. Martin Luther King, who was known for his nonviolent tactics, including protests and community organizing, would certainly have traveled abroad to pressure foreign nations to expose a political enemy’s secrets,” said Conway, who explained that if King were alive today, he would without a doubt hop on a flight to Kiev to meet with Ukrainian government officials to acquire potentially damaging information about Biden’s younger son, Hunter.

“While much of the United States remains divided, Dr. King had a brave and bold vision hinged on withholding aid from Ukraine for personal political purposes. He understood that civil disobedience is essential in fighting a corrupt system, so he wasn’t afraid to spend the night in jail or do a little quid pro quo. In fact, some of his most famous tweets were written from jail.”

Conway added that it was a shame such a great civil rights leader had been impeached so young.

https://politics.theonion.com/kellyanne-conway-suggests-martin-luther-king-jr-would-1841137797

[Me.]

1. Talk About Shame

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. Almost 4 out of 10 Americans practically worship her and would kick MLK brains in if they could.

We have to deal with that fact

[dewsgirl]

2. She looks worse every time I have seen her lately.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. Fauxtox exclusively for Faux News viewers.

[trueblue2007]

8. LOOK AT ALL THOSE WRINKLES. Gees, she has bad skin. Huge pores. Clean your face Witch!!!

just keep slapping on the Spackle!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha

[dewsgirl]

12. There was a thread yesterday, there was a video and

her photo was even worse.

[Miigwech]

4. Crazy Train, get on board!

[Foolacious]

5. I read halfway through this before I realized it was satire.

I put literally nothing beyond her and her ilk.

[The Genealogist]

6. Welcome to the new reality

where we have to hesitate at The Onion's crazy satire and ponder whether what they have written is actually true.

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Good satire is only effective when it's believable. That's how poorly Conway is now perceived.

[coti]

10. Even this satire is overly generous- the idea wasn't to expose, it was to MANUFACTURE. nt

[Doreen]

13. It is amazing how the living think they can

speak for the dead. It is more amazing that she never knew him or would have agreed with him on anything.

[First Speaker]

14. Jesus H Christ...I thought this was for real...

...until I checked out the comments. I give up. We have transcended satire...

[Baitball Blogger]

16. That's what happens when the devil eats your soul.

No common sense filters. Just pure evil.

[Gothmog]

17. I love the Onion

[MerryBlooms]

18. She's such a heinous creature, this is totally believable.

Well done, onion.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Ah you beat me to it

The Onion is great.