Senate enters swimsuit competition portion of Trump impeachment trial

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https://thebeaverton.com/2020/01/senate-enters-swimsuit-competition-portion-of-trump-impeachment-trial/

“In the grand tradition of our great Republic, we honour our Constitution by now bearing our bodies covered in only a small swath of clothing suitable for immersion in water,” read Chief Justice John Roberts from the Senate Rules of Procedure and Bathing Attire, before stripping to reveal a conservative but form fitting one-piece wrist-to-ankle maillot bathing garment.

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1. "The swimsuit competition has long been a vital part.."

"The swimsuit competition has long been a vital part of maintaining the checks and balances of the US governmental system, ever since Andrew Johnson’s defence team secured his acquittal by wearing a scandalous 8 layer bathing suit, instead of the traditional 14."

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2. Just thought of Mitch McConnell in a bikini.

Now I need eyewash.