I wonder what Bill Clinton is thinking.

[Yavin4]

Doesn't this make his impeachment null and void?

[Buckeyeblue]

1. Yes. As long as he thought the blow job Monica gave him was in the nation's best interest.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. If his choices for the morning were "bomb Iraq" or "bring Monica in here", ...

... he chose wisely.

[Yavin4]

3. All forms of oral sex are in the nation's best interests.

Imagine how much more stressed out we'd be without them.

[calguy]

5. Hell, I get stressed just ASKING for them.

[CaptYossarian]

4. I'd rather find out what Hillary is thinking.

As close as Trump was standing behind her at the debate, she should have her dress tested.

[MontanaMama]

6. Quinoa on my keyboard...

Thank you very much.

[2naSalit]

7. +1

[CaptYossarian]

8. Even if he's shooting blanks, there's probably some DNA in there.

It's in saliva, so why not?