Now That Trump Will Be Declared King What Will His Crown Look Like?

[DanieRains]

Can they get his crown done in time for his "Lies About the Union" speech on Tuesday?

Will we all have to kiss his ring?

[denem]

1. Old skool

[onecaliberal]

2. A steaming pile of dung.

[FM123]

3. It will be made of fool's gold.

He has always wanted to be king. This is an excerpt from a 2015 Forbes magazine article:

And at the end of our last interview he asks if I have a headline in mind for the story. I tell him, truthfully, that I don't. Then I ask him what he would suggest. The populist who wants to be President, with the billionaire's bank account and the papal perch, barely pauses to think: "The King."

https://www.forbes.com/sites/randalllane/2015/09/29/inside-the-epic-fantasy-thats-driven-donald-trump-for-33-years/#6b6fd8ea2037

[Mersky]

4. Gold-plated asbestos: flashy, cheap, flame proof, and

Made in Russia

[lunatica]

8. Easy to clean the orange spray off.

[hedda_foil]

5. The Imperial Crown of the Holy Roman Empire looks about right.

[pstokely]

6. a Burger King crown

a paper crown for kids

[lunatica]

7. That's very apt.

[denem]

9. This