Environmental Conservation Group Fears Extinction Of The Vertebrate Republican
Biological researchers and conservationists at the World Wildlife Foundation are concerned about the rapid population decline of vertebrate Republicans in the wild, and fear the species is headed toward spectacular extinction, according to a new report released this week. Citing data gathered over the last three years, the WWF says theyve seen a precipitous drop in the number of Republicans with a spine out in the wild. They note, however, that some vertebrate Republicans seem to have been brought into captivity, but that those specimen almost immediately begin showing signs of losing their backbones, or worse yet, dying.
Of course the most famous vertebrate Republican of the last twenty years was the McCain, Dr. Benson Hornaydieux of the WWF told reporters at a press conference announcing the results of the study. Not everyone could or would agree with the McCain on everything, but he certainly showed a willingness to stand up for what he felt was right, and died just after putting that strong spine of his display in dramatic fashion.
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