So there you have it -Coronavirus can be treated with cow urine, dung: Hindu Mahasabha chief

[malaise]

https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/india/coronavirus-can-be-treated-with-cow-urine-dung-hindu-mahasabha-chief-4890361.html
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Cow urine and cow dung can be used for treating novel coronavirus disease, Chakrapani Maharaj, President of Hindu Mahasabha said on January 31, according to an IANS report.

He added that a special yagna will be performed to "kill the novel coronavirus and end its effects on the world".

This comes at a time when one case of novel coronavirus has been confirmed in Kerala, India.

"Consuming cow urine and cow dung will stop the effect of infectious coronavirus. A person who chants Om Namah Shivay and applies cow dung on body, will be saved. A special yagna ritual will soon be performed to kill coronavirus," the report quotes Chakrapani as saying.

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Ignorance is bliss - planet earth we have a problem

[Jarqui]

1. My only hope here is that Trump gets this treatment nt

[malaise]

2. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

First but I'd love Moo Moo Devin Nunes to spread this evenly among all ReTHUGs

[James48]

3. Cowabunga!

[empedocles]

4. Good one.

[jberryhill]

5. There's a reason why ancient wisdom is ancient

[TheBlackAdder]

6. Perhaps QANon has it right. Don't kill cows-their urine can fight coronavirus along with bleach 😂

[captain queeg]

7. I wonder if this will get picked up by the antivaxers?

[dhol82]

8. .......

[Iliyah]

9. How about a mixture of bleach and cow urine and dung . . .

[elias7]

10. All you need is to bottle cow dung/urine extract and you'd make a mint in my community

Literally could do it right now - unless of course you have a conscience

[panader0]

11. It only works with cows from India where they are sacred.

Now I can see how you could easily gather cow dung, but cow urine is
more difficult and requires patience and a bucket.

[milestogo]

12. You could get it from dairy cows-

They're pretty much held captive.

[Bob Loblaw]

13. Sounds like something Pat Robertson would say

[malaise]

24. These assholes in all religions think the same way

Bullshit (in this case literally) and superstition for the gullible sheeple.

[Bob Loblaw]

27. If ignorance isn't bliss

I don't know what is.

[bucolic_frolic]

14. The proof is in the pudd

natural remedies and folklore sometimes have some historical basis

[Perseus]

15. Check your old Lysol spray cans, Coronavirus is one of those Lysol says it kills

I am not sure what to say about the hype with this virus, but its not new. Are the powers that be trying to create World panic? Th Lysol spray can we have is almost two years old.

[yardwork]

16. The epidemic of panic is a separate epidemic that will cause its own problems.

[NickB79]

19. Coronavirus is the name of the disease family, including the common cold

It's like saying a peach tree is a plum tree is a cherry tree, since they're all members of the Prunus family.

We've known about the coronavirus family for years. THIS species of coronavirus is new.

[getagrip_already]

17. I'm just going to put this out there....

Nobody I've ever had sex with has contracted the coronavirus.

You too can be protected...

[Midnightwalk]

18. Cow dung?

Isn’t that another word for bull shit?

[NickB79]

20. India is a disaster waiting to happen for pandemics

If the Wuhan coronavirus starts spreading there, their poor public health system and high population densities will be disastrous.

[spanone]

21. Pass the pee and dung, please.

[malaise]

25. But you have to give it to him

for this is literally bullshit on steroids

[spanone]

39. Literally!!!!

[Blue_true]

22. Stuff like that is why viruses wreak havoc in places like China and India,

Mostly first world countries with prevalent fourth world thinking and execution.

[malaise]

26. That can't be true

Those two countries have the largest populations on our planet.

[Blue_true]

31. There are other things to explain that.

But even as they are advanced nations with a lot of educated people, parts of them are incredibly feudal.

[ornotna]

23. Got the chanting part down

Just need some cow dung and urine.

https://m.

[malaise]

28. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Beakybird]

29. They should allow cow urine on the Senate floor, given its curative properties.

[malaise]

32. The floor

How about the water cooler?

[dalton99a]

30. If you can't treat it, piss on it

[Throck]

33. Almost bullshit.

[MontanaMama]

34. So can we now agree to tell the QAnon crowd

to eat shit because we’re being helpful?

[malaise]

35. Why of course

[still_one]

36. No joke, it works. Unfortunately, the treatment also kills the patient

[MineralMan]

37. Well, now! I worked in a dairy in high school.

I must be totally immune to the corona virus. I was pissed on and shat on by cows every time I worked in the milking shed.

[malaise]

38. You're immune to all bullshit

[Dave Starsky]

40. I already use that as a mouthwash.

I didn't know it also killed germs.

[GaYellowDawg]

41. Bunch of fucking woo.

Now I know Hindu Mahasabha is both figuratively and literally full of shit. That’s even more ridiculous than healing crystals, aromatherapy, and homeopathy. Those are at least shitless woo.