Video of 45 "golfing." I can't breathe! 🤣🤣🤣

[nolabear]

Oh, sweet Jesus...

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[Hong Kong Cavalier]

1. ...

Is he driving on the green again? I don't give a flying fuck if he owns the courses or not.

Hell, I don't even like golf but at least I know you don't drive on the fucking green with your golf cart, you quisling maggot Tangeranus .

Exhales

Okay, I'm better now.

[nolabear]

3. Yep. And not exactly putting either. In fact

I don’t know what the hell he IS doing. Chipping for some bizarre reason?

Those poor SS guys.

[ProfessorGAC]

35. He's Not On The Green

It's a Bermuda grass fairway. Tight cut, like most high priced tracks.
He's supposed to be hitting the to our right to a green, protected by the pond.
He hit it fat, and although I can't see where the ball goes, I'm certain he dumped it in the drink.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

40. Ohhh. Thanks for the correction!

I have seen him park on a green before, so I assumed he'd done it again.

[ProfessorGAC]

41. A Fair Assumption!

Given the giant tool he is.

[Kingofalldems]

51. "Don't count that."-----Judge Smails

[ProfessorGAC]

62. "Hey, Secret Service Guy!"

" Go fish that out & you never saw it go in the water. That shot was perfect."
I nailed it, right?

[Bev54]

54. Well proper players

would also replace the divet.

[ProfessorGAC]

61. Ya Think?

A Cheater & a hillbilly golfer.
Yeah, he's a billionaire! And I'm from Neptune.

[unc70]

65. No, far right near where the divot landed

Not much of a chip, came up short of the green.

[ProfessorGAC]

67. Thanks

I couldn't follow the ball flight.
That was an awfully big swing for a chip.

[TheBlackAdder]

38. Trump: An A-Hole in One!

[Wellstone ruled]

2. Did he shit his drawers?

Look at the stain on his Slacks.

[nolabear]

6. None of it makes any sense.

But it’s funny af.

[Wellstone ruled]

8. Again,carts on the greens.

Wow,the Guy is all show and no go. But that stain on his large ass .

[Blue_true]

10. I didn't notice that, going back to watch again. nt

[Historic NY]

27. That last fart wasn't a fart.

[Maru Kitteh]

4. He stands like someone just shoved a pound of wet egg noodles right up his ass.

Sorry.


Good Gawd I hate that man.

[Dem2theMax]

23. Okay. I have to ask.

Where does one acquire the experience of knowing exactly what it looks like when someone has a pound of wet egg noodles shoved up their ass?



Has to be one of the funniest descriptions I have ever read! Thank you for the laugh.

[Generic Other]

63. It's slippery, curly and high fat

And makes you lean over like you are in a proctologist's office.

on edit: And goes with Putin stroganoff.

[Dem2theMax]

64. Now I'm howling with laughter!

These descriptions keep getting better and better.

[smirkymonkey]

5. For someone who spends as much time on the golf course as he does, he's a complete

failure. What a horrible golfer! And he drives his cart on the green? Can't that fat fuck even walk a few yards? Ugh! He's such a complete loser!

[nolabear]

7. I'm wondering who took the video. SS certainly aren't looking to see.

Maybe they’re silently praying.

[Blue_true]

9. That guy is a scratch golfer?????

That is not a scratch golf level swing. In fact, most hackers swing better.

[Wellstone ruled]

11. We called it playing like a duffer.

And I am proud to say,that is my level at this time. Score Card,nah,we just play for the hell of it. If you break a 100 on the front nine,you buy lunch. The Guy's at the Shack only allow us to play the last flight of the day.

Back to the Orange Anus,noticed he did not even try to finch out the hole. Geez.

[Blue_true]

14. Jesus, 100 on the front nine?

Please remind me not to be near a course that you guys are playing at. How many people's car windows do your balls break?

Broken car windows remind me. I was tooling along a road near a golf course and saw something white bouncing toward the road. It was a golf ball, bounced and almost hit my car. The dude had put the shot way off the course.

[Wellstone ruled]

16. Live in a Golf Community.

All the Fairway Houses have screening as to prevent Guy's like us from having to go broke paying of the Glassman. Most of use just do not have the arm strength to hammer the ball long distances and our course is a Par 45 on the front and the back is a 39. Hey,there are many a day we quit because of darkness. Got to quit before Happy Hour ends at the Ninteenth Hole. Burgers and Fries with a tall cold one once a week works for us.

[Blue_true]

20. Look like your priorities on golf are right. It's all about getting to

the 19th hole after having a little fun duffing around a course.

[Wellstone ruled]

25. Yes it is,all about

a few hours of just having fun.. Shot a perfect round a couple times years ago,put the clubs away and after almost thirty years,hooked up with couple of old duffers like myself and who just wanted to slap the ball around without being competitive. It is not a pretty site seeing late seventies and early eight year old Guys playing Golf. But it works,hey,couple have COPD,Knee and Hip Replacements for the rest of us. Many a time the arthritis and the aches and pains cut the game short. Clubhouse for a Lunch break and some cards works to.

[MuseRider]

28. Perfect!

That is what I think golf should always be. When I was younger I took some lessons, the pro could not believe it. I could drive like a mad woman but then turn around and 12 putt it!

I never found anyone who wanted to play with me so I took up tennis. Mad backhand, could not serve to save my life. LOL. Now I am 66 and none of that matters but I don't have the time!

Enjoy yourself. You description sounds so lovely. There really is a lot good about getting older.

[nolabear]

12. Yeah, he clubbed the ground pretty good, though.

Can you imagine having to fluff that ego?

[Blue_true]

15. Professional golfers thump the ground really hard just at the ball's edge,

but their motion is smooth. Trump's entire upper body was moving as his club neared the ball, that is a bad golfer, moving the upper body like that totally messes up the angle of attack on the ball and there is no telling where the club will contact the ground. A golfer that consistently shoots 90 for 18 holes has an infinitely smoother swing than what Trump showed, yet Trump claims to be 16-18 shots better over 18 holes - no way!

[nolabear]

17. His cheating is legendary.

[Blue_true]

21. Some people have posted stories here on DU.

I bet that you can walk in the roughs that guy's balls went into and come away with a year's worth of free golf tees.

[Bantamfancier]

58. They say,

Sam Snead never took a divot.

[Blue_true]

59. Some people have excellent depth perception.

It requires that to do what Snead was said to have done. When I played I didn't take a lot of divots, my best was 5 handicap. I just notice that PROs take lots of divots, but they also spin their balls and have them track back toward the hole, I struck a "dead" ball that stayed close to where it landed if it did not land on a slope.

[ProfessorGAC]

36. Dead On!

Huge sway to be left, no rotation, club only goes 60% back, no tempo, released way early, whole body goes up on backswing, then back down, (probably why he hits it fat), & his finish is leaned way left like he's chasing the ball or something.
Other than those terrible fundamentals, I believe he's scratch. Oh, wait! No I don't!

[Blue_true]

44. You saw a lot of what any decent golfer saw in his swing,

it was trash, all types of body movement and rocking around at key points. His foot positioning and release through the swing was horrid. I seriously doubt that guy breaks 120 for 18 holes.

[ProfessorGAC]

46. I'd Play Him Straight Up for$20 A Stroke

And I'd leave my money at home.
I'm a 4, and I know I'd beat him by 30, maybe more.
And if I see him cheat, then I'd do it too.
Either way, I'm going home with at least $600 of his cash.

[Blue_true]

49. That would be a safe bet for you. But catching all the cheating by that scumbag would most

likely totally distract you from anything else.

The best that I got to was a 5 handicap. So when I played, you and I would have had a pretty competitive round straight up.

[ProfessorGAC]

60. I Was A +4 In College

But quit for 16 years after my bachelor's degree.
4 years after that, I went blind in my left eye due to MS
Never got back to where I had been

[virgogal]

13. This reminds me of Jimmy Carter's rabbit incident....they

laughed at that......I thought that was ludicrous and who the hell cares about this idiot’s golf game?

[nolabear]

18. Your concern is noted.

[Kingofalldems]

52. People who cheat at golf cheat at everything else.

[Docreed2003]

19. How bout replacing that massive divot you jackass

[The Genealogist]

22. He always looks like he is wearing an "Oops I Crapped My Pants"

Remember that SNL fake commercial for "Oops I Crapped My Pants," where the older couple are wearing ridiculously over-sized adult diapers?

[unitedwethrive]

24. So he recorded that as a hole in one, right?

Who is going to tell him otherwise.

[2naSalit]

26. Hey, that looked like...

oh nevermind. Looking at him is so offensive, even at that distance.

[ancianita]

29. So ugly. But a short feature film on Duffer Donnie might work for fundraising. Tons of raw footage

has to be out there. No deep fakes needed, either.

[2naSalit]

30. True.

I hope the tapes are found, hey Lincoln Project, if you're listening...

[Aussie105]

31. Oh, fair go!

Golf time, every Dictator needs a hobby, even if not very good at it.

He could be back at the office desk, planning to carpet bomb your neighborhood with napalm.

Let him play golf, even though it's a waste of tax payer's money.

More golf, Donnie!

[onethatcares]

32. looks like he has no one to play with

like the guy that buys the million dollar fishing boat and can't buy anyone to go fishing with him cause he's the biggest asshole in the world so he makes utube videos of himself not catching anything.

[GoCubsGo]

33. Part of me thinks this is a fake, and the other part finds it totally believable.

This is where we are now. I don't doubt that Fat Nixon on the golf course looks just like that. But, this video seems all to convenient...

[llmart]

34. I don't think that's really him.

This guy looks too thin to be him.

[ProfessorGAC]

37. I'm Leaning The Other Way

I've seen video of that ugly swing before. All the same flaws are there.
For students of the game, swings are like fingerprints, until people reach the highest levels, where everyone has such a sound swing. Even then, some swings are recognizable from a couple hundred yards away.
For recreational golfers, it's more obvious.
Guys at my course.... I can tell who is who if I see them swinging on the tee, when I'm on the green 375 yards away.
Hard for me to believe someone else has the identically flawed swing, with the same herky jerky rhythm.
I think it's him!

[llmart]

42. Makes sense if you know something about golf.

Thanks for the explanation. I know nothing about golf. The clip wasn't a closeup and it was short so I couldn't really tell for sure.

Either way, if that is him, I know enough about golf to say that looked like someone who had never played golf in their life. That's how bad it was.

He's not really good at anything he does, is he?

[ProfessorGAC]

47. Um, I'm Saying Only One Thing

Self-promotion!

[Roland99]

39. Where is that? Some good sized hills in the background

[Brother Buzz]

45. When is a hill not a hill?

When it's a landfill site. That's the Miami-Dade County Medley landfill.

[nolabear]

56. Oh, that make sense. I was wondering myself!

[Roland99]

57. Is it really. Driven by it many times.

Looked more irregular

[librechik]

43. "Now watch this drive"....and there go the Palestinians.

Republicans must not be allowed near politics.

[Blue Owl]

48. Arnie FacePalmer

n/t

[nolabear]

50. Da Winnah!!!

[Kingofalldems]

53. Terrible swing. Head moves laterally a couple feet.

[redstatebluegirl]

55. I have had two back fusions and my swing is better.

[jcgoldie]

66. I dont know shit about golf but I seriously doubt thats Trump...

Would secret service just let people cruise around on golf carts as hes on the fairway? Seems unlikely.