There is nothing that Trump can say or do at the SOTUS to lose Republican support.

[11 Bravo]

So it's time to stop pretending that the opposition is a normal political party, with at least a passing interest in what's best for the country.

The fact is that Donald Trump could walk into the House of Representatives tomorrow night, naked from the waist down, and begin digging deep between his massive ass cheeks to come out flinging tiny little hands full of shit all around the chamber.

At that point:
Lindsey Graham will claim that Trump is, "Just keeping shit real" and then demand an investigation to determine if there are any previous instances of reported Biden shit-flinging.
Lamar Alexander will opine that perhaps shit flinging in the well of the House is "inappropriate, but not impeachable".
Lisa Murkowski will express dismay over the House allowing the shit to be flung.
Sean Hannity will claim that it wasn't actually shit, but rather chocolate-flavored tax cuts.
Susan Collins will offer to wait for a full report, but express "deep disappointment" if it turns out that Trump actually flung shit.
And if Trump's fecal missiles fail to make contact with anyone, Alan Dershowitz will cry, "If the shit don't hit, you must acquit!"

I say fuck 'em. Fuck 'em ALL!

I absolutely adore First Lady Michelle Obama, but "going high" left us with the lowest piece of sub-human garbage in American political history somehow oozing into the Oval Office.

So now I'm up for a little bit of tit-for-tat.

If they go low, catch them on the way down with a knee to the jaw. Then kick them in the groin, and after they go down, curb-stomp their miserable asses. (Metaphorically speaking, of course.)

But I'm seriously all done with playing nice.

[guillaumeb]

1. Very well done.

And thank you a thousand times for not providing a video. Imagination is more than enough.