I'd rather clean out my toilet than watch the state of the union address tonight

[kimbutgar]

What would you rather do?

[Phoenix61]

1. Anything short of actually dying. nt

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. Drain my dogs anal glands

[Squinch]

3. I think we should all wash rzemanfl's socks.

[applegrove]

4. Oh no. I forgot it was on. I'll have to use closepins to keep my eyes open.

[Arkansas Granny]

5. I have some new shelf liner to put down in my kitchen cabinets.

[tinrobot]

6. I'll be donting to Democratic Senate candidates.

[lark]

7. Pretty much anything else.

I will probably watch something on cable, I'd imagine I can find something interesting. If not, tv is off and I'm reading my Kindle. After an hour and a half I will turn it on, but mute it because I do want to catch the response. I'll probably miss some of it, because I won't be watching Hair Furors' face and gesticulations because the more of him I see, the more my blood pressure goes up. I'm ok with having to read the text tomorrow to get the whole response. I will not read all of drumpfs traitorous drivel, it's all lies besides the threats anyway and I know for sure he is a threat to everything I care about.

[lunasun]

8. I'm thinking of seeing the movie Parasite tonight .. I'm not good with subtitles so better see it

on the big screen now

[CrispyQ]

9. You'll need one of these to make the task really satisfying.

[kimbutgar]

14. I have one of those!

I have to find it so I can use it tonight.

[CrispyQ]

17. Don't forget the vino for afterwards! -nt

[kimbutgar]

18. The Pinot Grigio wine is already chillin in my refrigerator !

[dweller]

10. self administered

colonoscopy

✌🏼

[Aristus]

11. Hell, I'D be happy to clean out your toilet rather than listen to the SOTU!

[kimbutgar]

15. Thanks

[BlueJac]

12. Anything else

[GeorgeGist]

13. I'd rather clean out YOUR toilet than watch the state of the union address tonight.

[kimbutgar]

16. Thanks

Maybe I’ll clean out my hall closet instead.

[BigMin28]

19. I'd rather watch my toenails grow

nt

[7wo7rees]

20. The view is the same

But the results are opposite.

[jayfish]

21. Apex Legends Season 4.

Starts today.

Apex Legends

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. Jack said it first!

[Odoreida]

23. If Trump says anything ...

... more than usually horrible, tomorrow morning is soon enough for me to find out about it.

[MurrayDelph]

24. I'm on the west coast

I'll be driving home from a late-afternoon doctor appointment.

We own a portable SiriusXM car receiver, which gets switched between our cars (which each has its own antenna, it takes all of about 30 seconds to switch out) so we can listen to Stephanie Miller in the morning and MSNBC the rest of the day.

For some reason I don't feel like moving it over today.

[ck4829]

25. I've got to wash my hair

[redstatebluegirl]

26. I'd rather clean the barn every single day.

[sheshe2]

27. Use this...

[SallyHemmings]

28. A dental visit

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. I'd rather clean out my toilet with my tongue.

I'd rather be thrown naked into a Turkish prison.
I'd rather lance an infected hemorrhoid with a plastic spork.

[5X]

30. Thanks, I was looking for ideas. n/t

[Brother Mythos]

31. Take my goldfish to the vet.

[liberaltrucker]

32. Clean out the septic tank

[Roland99]

33. With a toothbrush. While naked.

[edbermac]

34. Well Stormy is making an impeachment cobbler.

On instagram if you’re into that kind of thing.