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Dave Daubenmire has to quit hitting himself in the head with those big hardcover Bibles.
Dave Daubenmire Hopes to Sue the NFL for Putting His Eternal Salvation at Risk With the Super Bowl Halftime Show
By Kyle Mantyla | February 4, 2020 11:00 am
Radical right-wing activist Dave Daubenmire spent most of his Pass The Salt Live webcast yesterday threatening to sue the National Football League for broadcasting unsolicited crotch shots into his home during the Super Bowl halftime show, thereby jeopardizing his eternal salvation.
I think we ought to sue, he said. Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old sonwhose hormones are just starting to operatewas there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?
I think we ought to go sit down in a courtroom and present this as evidence of how whoever [put on the halftime show] is keeping me from getting into the kingdom of Heaven, Daubenmire added. Could I go into a courtroom and say, Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire? Could the court say, That doesnt apply here because the right to [produce] porn overrides your right to [not] watch it? Yeah, well, you didnt tell me I was gonna watch it! You just brought it into my living room. You didnt tell me there were gonna be crotch shots!
Daubenmire declared that the halftime performance was a blatant example of anti-Christian discrimination because he should be able to watch the Super Bowl without having to see things that conflict with his values.
Thats discriminatory against the value I have in my house. You cant just do that, he argued. I wanna sue them for about $867 trillion.
https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dave-daubenmire-hopes-to-sue-the-nfl-for-putting-his-eternal-salvation-at-risk-via-the-super-bowl-halftime-show/
brokephibroke
(1,883 posts)Did you see that charlatan Franklin Graham whine about the show?
Cartoonist
(7,315 posts)Prove heaven exists.
Next case.
ret5hd
(20,489 posts)has a price, let us begin negotiations.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Don't spend any of it until the check clears.
We know what you are. Now we're just haggling about the price.
lunasun
(21,646 posts)mwooldri
(10,303 posts)... then he'd better pluck out his own eyes. (Matthew 5:27-30)
Archae
(46,317 posts)Said J Lo's costume "depicted Baphomet."
Worst part is these idiots vote.
honest.abe
(8,677 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Journeyman
(15,031 posts)Archae
(46,317 posts)RussBLib
(9,006 posts)to view kiddie-porn.
Roland99
(53,342 posts)Im gonna sue, too!
Someone get me a lawyer! Any lawyer
LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)Casting stones at woman was not what Jesus did.
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)take care of it myself. ~Dave (me speaking for Dave)
I couldn't help myself. How did he know it was so bad unless he watched the whole damn thing. Usually if something is offensive people change the channel or shut the tv off.
Runningdawg
(4,516 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)and now he wants to sue?
Doesn't his poor wife have a better case?
onethatcares
(16,166 posts)call Jesus in as a fact witness that there is a hell and he may be sentenced to there?
Ought to be some fun depositions.
Roland99
(53,342 posts)jmg257
(11,996 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,339 posts)Daubenmire's head would have exploded.
https://fr.saloninternationaldelalingerie.com/
jayfish
(10,039 posts)And riding a pole? I quite liked it but can we agree it's not all that family-friendly?