Christian Activist Wants To Sue The NFL Because Their Halftime Show's "Crotch Shots" Endangered His

[babylonsister]

I wonder how he feels about Melania's crotch shots plastered all over FB?


Christian Activist Wants To Sue The NFL Because Their Halftime Show’s “Crotch Shots” Endangered His Soul
February 4, 2020

“I think we ought to sue. Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son—whose hormones are just starting to operate – was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?

“I think we ought to go sit down in a courtroom and present this as evidence of how whoever [put on the halftime show] is keeping me from getting into the kingdom of Heaven.

“Could I go into a courtroom and say, ‘Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire’? Could the court say, ‘That doesn’t apply here because the right to [produce] porn overrides your right to [not] watch it’? Yeah, well, you didn’t tell me I was gonna watch it!

“You just brought it into my living room. You didn’t tell me there were gonna be crotch shots! That’s discriminatory against the value I have in my house. You can’t just do that. I wanna sue them for about $867 trillion.” – Christian web host Dave Daubenmire.

Also from this dimwit:

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Daubenmire says Meghan Markle has “poisoned” the royal bloodline by being of mixed race. Daubenmire says eagles don’t mate with buzzards, proving that interracial marriage is wrong. Daubemire says Trump sleeping with “1000 women” is normal, but Pete Buttigieg is “beyond wicked.” Daubenmire says diversity is “cultural AIDS.” Daubenmire says masturbation is “homo sex.” Daubenmire says homosexuality is like “smoking crack.” Daubenmire claims “big business” is secretly using fetal tissue in “food supplements, additives, sweeteners.” Daubenmire claims homosexuality is caused by vaccinations. Daubenmire declares that God killed the Las Vegas concertgoers for their sins. Daubenmire praises a fellow Christian activist’s call to publicly hang California Gov. Jerry Brown. Daubenmire declares that Satan caused the Pulse massacre so that Obama can grab everybody’s guns.

https://www.joemygod.com/2020/02/christian-activist-wants-to-sue-the-nfl-because-their-halftime-shows-crotch-shots-endangered-his-soul/?fbclid=IwAR32J4BmWY-j8W11PPy_3YJLC3LyCsoIra9I2LX128emMRvb2HPODaekZ5M&__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=8f7371a7277b00d8c706e816128ed42fb481211e-1580848667-0-Ac138mUicXsJ0BKHI6QyETYGEQ2IMWe0ZphgLTIVPlCDud1a81NVp4keWXUFzLN3uEclVefTZpAoUqW5CbYWSZ-hFvUPg0f_h_fASzRT2OpChfGm0eylLzw4xPZ9zVi18mK6agCkD7Hg-0BMWZXjvlqgfbnYhbCLMPD8BYFpMMb5xl2HUaHaxFZ-V0d7Zc7YF3BxUHCcjEx5bPJ6zl4TdqOTb6MthdkUo_Gu22BBpE7t1m192XG2jri4SLlb_q4AY27XBZLq0JLyaBtbtbbrLYKX1a-TkOhfX-8GVkgQIfkUNaDwtIbcMUJUeTGMnnKg9cqqEFsOaEYN1VGeHJVXaVQlRKesBurqjkXfZdqfrMU0W2VlF8Tgwbvkwd6qo-YDbNFkY8iDt4HIdS_xO7qzV0s5gMrbblFCdl3Afuz1DAOmP6KByfbQPIIrw8oavP5CkZDYOrVCdXQDu0sskdA6pd8umzBu-CHrdQaXizFKUfRtbTepcMrDiEHusV1smrrrGg

[Aristus]

1. I wondered if it was possible to cram so much stupid shit into one person. Then I thought:

TRUMP.

[dewsgirl]

2. I bet that guys has all kinds of hidden kink, they always do.

[denbot]

6. Florida Monkeys?

From Recursion’s Lounge post.


https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181313972

[dewsgirl]

16. Poor o'l horney monkeys.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Subpoena his soul

I wanna hear from the soul. They're pretty reticent, from what I've observed.

[Newest Reality]

4. Oh, my!

What an ego there. So very fragile. It is not what goes into your eyeballs, but stuff like that that comes out of your mouth that matters.

As it was said, turn the other crotch! If thy crotch offends they, cut if off. Look not to the mote of TV crotches, but to the skyscraper crotch in thy own eye. No man can serve two half-time shows. Render unto football what is football's.

[MyOwnPeace]

5. He needs to find out who

stole the "OFF" button on his remote..........

[MagickMuffin]

7. What a whack-a-doodle

Please pretty please sue.

Prove how aroused you got. Who got you worked up more? Was it J-Lo or Shakira.

Who got you the most horniest?

Did you take out your excitement on your wife?


Again you are a whack-a doodle!

[MontanaMama]

8. So this dude thinks that because he snuck a peek at J. Lo's bidness

that is keeping him from the kingdom of heaven?? I'll bet a million dollars that this guy's internet search history is way worse than anything J. Lo or Shakira served up at the Super Bowl.

[Talitha]

15. +1

[MagickMuffin]

9. Daubenmire's Son was arrested for having Child Porn in 2006

https://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2006/09/01/daubenmires-son-and-child-porn

So, I guess they like being aroused.

[spooky3]

10. Is there some court where I can sue to take the poor child away

from this guy?

[Grasswire2]

11. But he supports the grab-her-pu$$y rapist. nt

[gratuitous]

12. Dave got impatient with the half time show

Because he wanted to get back to watching those guys in their tight pants run around on the field. Not that there's anything wrong with that. And poor Dave had to watch that wicked, wicked halftime show because his television set doesn't have an "off" button and he can't change the channel in the middle of a show (though Dave is perplexed as to why anyone would change the channel from Fox).

Dave's a real eeedjit, isn't he?

[malaise]

13. How many of their pastors

are sexually abusing the flock.

Bet his twelve year old son loved them Latinas

[Paladin]

14. Just another right-wing hate jockey for whom we have Rush Limbaugh to thank.

Limbaugh created the toxic model decades ago; Daubenmire and countless others like him are just making big money off of it.

[Wednesdays]

18. Facepalm

[wildflower]

19. Buzzards?

Really?