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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGloves on the floor, the "line" way behind me---let's "comment" on the POS in the White House
in the same manner he comments on anyone who refuses to kiss his--------ring.
I have heard that he has a full time hairdresser who spends between two and three hours a morning--- usually starting at 3:00 a.m.---to layer and weave hair from the back and sides of his head into a glued-together orange/blond/gray hat. I don't know if that's true, but lots of people---fine Americans!---seem to think it is.
I understand that, rather than being six foot three and 239 pounds---like he's repeatedly claimed--- he is barely over six feet tall and tops the scales at between 275 and 285, depending on his Big Mac consumption in a given week. He is chronically constipated and can drop as much as 7 or 8 pounds when he finally--- you know.
He dislikes being photographed from the side as it reveals his perpetual forward lean due to the two inch lifts in the heels of his shoes.
His ignorance---about nearly everything---borders on unbelievable. He not only thinks Frederick Douglas is still with us and Kansas City is in Kansas, when he visited the Wailing Wall in Israel, he asked if he should bring a harpoon!
The man has been technically insolvent for decades. If not for under the table "loans" from interests in Russia, Israel and who the hell knows where else plus his "commissions" from money laundering, he'd be at a stoplight in the Bronx with a bucket and a squeegee.
He's paid for more abortions than Epstein did.
What ever happened with that lawsuit by the woman who claimed he raped her when she was 13 or 14?
It has been widely reported that the UPS guy who delivers his monthly Adderall prescription makes two trips into the White House with a hand truck.
He's too obese to tie his own shoes and has aides do it for him. It is a chore they hate since they never know when they'll hear a whispered "While you're down there----".
These are just a few of the things "lots of people are saying" about the smelly hairball in the Oval Office. But, I have no proof for most of it, so don't repeat any if it, OK?
malaise
(268,688 posts)to the greatest page
DENVERPOPS
(8,787 posts)This article is hilarious, or would be if it weren't so true..I also totally admire the FERRET writer......
dchill
(38,437 posts)bdamomma
(63,795 posts)hated him. He has a lot of mental issues.
oh when is he going to start erecting statues of himself like what the Roman Empire did.
Or who will yell out "the emperor wears no clothes" yuk.
Evolve Dammit
(16,697 posts)At his dorm door, Donald had a Yankees jersey/ shirt on and his Dad hit him in the face and dropped him, yelling "put on a jacket" and I'll meet you downstairs. Unsubstantiated from the roommate to my knowledge, but probably very close to what a KKK member, slumlord Dad might do. Would explain a lot.
Joinfortmill
(14,387 posts)maddiemom
(5,106 posts)Or so the story went.
Peregrine Took
(7,412 posts)Ole lardass slapped Jr. as he wanted to get even for his attack.
Evolve Dammit
(16,697 posts)would get blotto drunk and piss himself. Again, no substantive proof, like a DNA diaper or anything... Doesn't really matter at this point anyhow. We know who he is, and he is our Commander-in Chief with the nuclear codes. Say a prayer if you're the believing type. We're going to need it.
kskiska
(27,045 posts)Rorey
(8,445 posts)I'm one of them.
Talitha
(6,561 posts)Maraya1969
(22,461 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)Tanuki
(14,914 posts)...'Referring to his recent UK state visit, the president initially wrote on Twitter: "I meet and talk to 'foreign governments' every day.
"I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland.
"We talked about "Everything!" Should I immediately call the FBI about these calls and meetings? How ridiculous! I would never be trusted again.
"With that being said, my full answer is rarely played by the Fake News Media. They purposely leave out the part that matters."
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abqtommy
(14,118 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,074 posts)But, it's also pretty obvious whenever he opens his cat anus yap.
bdamomma
(63,795 posts)literally and metaphorically FOS!!
Boy, he's an accident just waiting to blow up.
aggiesal
(8,907 posts)onethatcares
(16,161 posts)that Hillary Clinton got 3.9 million more votes than he did........
jalan48
(13,841 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)Nicely done, Atticus!
RestoreAmerica2020
(3,434 posts)..the when they go low we go high mantra is bullshit maybe worked during Obama era, won!t work now! We throw everything back at him, his words, his mal criminal predatory behavior--todo. Kinda of 24/7 media roas; kinda like hate rwproganda programming--only with facts..repeat repeat repeat.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.alternet.org/2017/10/former-wharton-professor-trump-was-dumbest-gddam-student-i-ever-had/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjirp7lgbnnAhUVpJ4KHejfB_IQFjACegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw0FJimsMU2QpjjZzbI01wdo&cf=1
Joinfortmill
(14,387 posts)rickyhall
(4,889 posts)Ilsa
(61,690 posts)What's a "hand truck?" Should I look in urban dictionary?
Atticus
(15,124 posts)pneumatic wheels behind the bottom end and several inch wide metal lip in front. The lip is slid under a stack of heavy boxes, the user tips the load back on the wheels and rolls it easily to its destination. With a larger model, one man can transport a refrigerator.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,241 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)He's the guy who treated the Navajo Code Talkers like a prop, in front
of the painting of Andrew Jackson, so he could get in a dig about "Pocahontas".
Botany
(70,447 posts)Trump is 3 bills.
UniteFightBack
(8,231 posts)Response to Atticus (Original post)
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