I won't miss it for anything

[malaise]

His deterioration is moving with tasteless haste so he is going to mangle those words on that teleprompter big time. Between that and the sniffling, I will need tissue to wipe my eyes as I howl with laughter.

[Iliyah]

1. What will piss him off . . .

extremely low ratings.

[2naSalit]

3. Indeed.

I'll be streaming it but I don't think that's included in ratings.

[MontanaMama]

40. Streaming it on Sling tv.

Hope it doesn’t count toward ratings. I don’t want to give that motherfucker one goddamn thing. We’re trying to count lies while we are eating dinner but there are too many.

[DonaldsRump]

4. also having Lev Parnas and Stormy Daniels there!

[Kali]

20. for real?

[DonaldsRump]

21. Wishful thinking! n/t

[2naSalit]

22. Is Lav going be there?

Who invited him? I was hoping he'd be there!

[bdamomma]

37. Are they?

nt

[malaise]

5. Nancy behind him will drive him nuts - she'll be decent as usual but she

will remind him of his mother - it would be fun if I were Nancy - I'd stalk him the way he stalked Hillary at that debate and make faces like McCain made in one of his debates with Obama.

[bdamomma]

38. does she

have any symbolic jewelry on for instance orange bangles?

[George II]

42. She has the same brooch that she always wears on big occasions, the Mace of the Republic.

[MontanaMama]

44. She's got that made pin on her white suit.

That’s her fuck you pin. Go Nancy!

[bdamomma]

46. boy she

can deflate him with that pin.

[MontanaMama]

49. I meant mace pin...

Damn autocorrect.

[leftieNanner]

2. You are stronger than I am

Watch it for me too! I'm kinda hoping for a massive stroke.

[malaise]

6. I don't plan to miss that when it happens

[2naSalit]

23. +1

[Heartstrings]

7. I will wait for comedic relief

from Colbert...🤨

You have a much stronger stomach than I do, Malaise!

[2naSalit]

8. I'm waiting to eat anything...

maybe popcorn but I don't know how bad this will get yet.

I just spent ten minutes laughing so hard it hurt. Someone posted an OP about not being mean about flush rimjob's cancer, hoping it might cause him to repent his evilness and someone said, "... and monkeys might fly out of my butt." My mind's eye went right to the flying witch monkeys in the wizzard of Oz and a horrible Rolling Stones video with some woman with flames shooting out of her butt.

My mind is in trouble here, I can just tell!

[malaise]

10. I saw it

Not playing nice - sorry - you don't play nasty for 30 years and now expect us to be nice

[2naSalit]

14. Indeed.

I have no problem wishing him suffering and pain after all he has done to others and the country.

[Grammy23]

9. Malaise, sometimes ya just need to laugh your ass off.

Karma is working on his brain big time and there is not much he can do about it. Normally, I’m the first person who is sympathetic to someone clearly in decline. With this MFer, it is justice come to visit. I took care of my own mother as she descended into the clutches of dementia and it is not pretty. With tRump, I hope his decline is just slow enough that he knows where he is headed. I hope when he closes his eyes at night he sees the faces of those he has mocked staring back at him. In the meantime tonight, as he tries to convince us that all is well, I hope he trips over his tongue every other syllable and let’s everyone know he is not well. Not okay at all.

[malaise]

13. I'm watching as if it were a mixture of comedy and horror

Why not - it's his last one

[bdamomma]

39. Well his mentor

Roy Cohn died a horrible death too. They deserve it. That's payback!

[Brainfodder]

11. Same here and expecting the stoic via whatever means necessary orator you describe!

Counting on it and how many lies to add to the total?

Please do not do shots on every I word.

[2naSalit]

15. Oh I'm not drinking

since alcohol and I don't mix... I am loading up a big cannabis blast before he gets started. That way, I can let my mind wander if it wants to. But I hope that the Democrats in both houses get up and walk out when he starts lying.

[Brainfodder]

19. Me either, same as you.

/cheers!

[Grasswire2]

12. Do you remember Foster Brooks?

I've been watching youtube clips of him because of his botched words. I know Trump doesn't drink, but there is some resemblance in the word crashes.

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[malaise]

16. That is hilarious

Tears of laughter are already streaming down my face

[Grasswire2]

17. oh this one is even better

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[cwydro]

18. I used to love watching him.

As far as the dotard not drinking, we don’t believe anything he says - but somehow everyone believes this one thing?

[Grasswire2]

25. dozens of videos of Foster Brooks on youtube, roasting many celebs

It's also fun to see all the comedians there on the dais.

[bdamomma]

41. it's because

his brother died of alcoholism. But he's a druggie instead.

[2naSalit]

24. Looks like the women on the Democratic side are wearing white again...nt

[malaise]

27. Well this is the year of the 19th Amendment

Even more appropriate this year and Nancy is wearing the pin.
ReTHUGs are cheering -this is all farce

[Generic Other]

28. Melania is wearing black

As opposed to the Democratic women.

[shanti]

47. I noticed that

they never pass up a chance to be small.

[Generic Other]

26. There for Schiff

Not Orange Julius

[malaise]

29. Greeted the CJ but did not shake the Speaker's hand

Fuck this cretin - ReTHUGs shouting four more years -sickening

[2naSalit]

31. ++++++++++++++++

[bdamomma]

43. oh god,

we have gone through the looking glass.

Fuck them. 4 more years????? WTF???

I will keep on giving small donations to their challenges, their asses have to be voted out.


tRump paying them off to do his bidding. Putin did that too.

[2naSalit]

30. He's already started the shit by snubbing Nancy.

[yellowdogintexas]

32. That reminds me I need to open a bottle of wine

I may need the sustenance

[H2O Man]

33. Recommended.

I may need a tissue to wipe my tv screen if I throw food at it.

[oasis]

34. A yuckfest, care of Bamboozler-in-Chief, Donald Trump.

Holding my nose while tuning in.

[DesertRat]

35. If the R's stand up after every comment, we'll be here all night

[Generic Other]

36. I am so disgusted

Muting the applause after every lie. Only here to support poor Democrats hoping they walk out.

[Mickju]

45. I can't watch.

It's too horrible.

[MontanaMama]

48. Jesus Christ people can he lie anymore??

Nancy’s facial expressions are fucking priceless.

[malaise]

50. He is the greatest LIAR in history

The duplicity re healthcare is beyond sickening - I've had enough.
This is atrocious.

[MontanaMama]

51. It truly is.

Now he’s talking about his motherfucking wall. The one that blew over??? This is painful.

[malaise]

53. Don the Con

Fuck you and Rush too

[Karadeniz]

52. HE'S TANKED UP ON ADDERALL!!!

[MontanaMama]

54. Rush can hug his medal

when the cancer fills his lungs with fluid. Because that’s what going to happen.

[malaise]

57. The violation of protocol was what got me - how dare he do that without the Speaker's permission

That really pissed me off - and fuck Claire for not supporting the tearing up of the speech when he refused to shake her hand at the start.

[MontanaMama]

58. No kidding.

Who broke protocol first? We’ve had nothing but 3 years of broken god damn protocol. Enough is enough, Nancy spoke truth when she tore up his lying ass speech. How does anything he says deserve respect? I

[58Sunliner]

55. Thanks-I think I would laugh and cry at the same time.

[Pepsidog]

56. My goal is to avoid seeing or hearing a word of it

[Tipperary]

59. So did you find it as amusing as you hoped?

I could not bear to watch, but from what I read here it was not in the least bit funny.