The Only Thing Better That Tearing Trump's SOTU in Half

[MineralMan]

would have been for Speaker Pelosi to have had a desktop shredder there. Then, should could have fed the speech, page-by-page through it and tossed the shredded paper out as confetti.

But, tearing up the speech was brilliant in its simplicity and symbolism.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. She should have unplugged the Teleprompter, too.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. She should have shoved it into some Trumpian orifice or another -- but she's too classy for that.

Sooner or later, I hope he gets just that.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. My choice was to go through it with a Sharpie, BEFORE ripping it up.