Profiles in Perfidy. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (Sphincter-Man) Trump is saying: "And then that brainless moron-manikin, Mitt Romney, all of a sudden gets religion and uses it falsely to go against me, America, and even God himself. . . . He claims that faith made him vote the way he did, but he clearly doesn't have a relationship with God like all of the other Republican senators or he would have voted like them. . . . But the truth is that Mitt Romney doesn't know God from Alfred E. Newman!"

[malaise]

1. After that Nancy press Conference

I need more than prayers. I need to ''perc' up for my presser.

[riversedge]

2. was that an actual quote from Trump??

[skip fox]

3. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects, showing their stupidity, gullibility, cupidity, hatred, mendacity, etc. for the purpose of satire.

So, no, he didn't say those words, but he might have if he thought he could get away with it.

[Patterson]

6. It's an imagined quote to caption the picture. Hard to tell though.

[skip fox]

7. As part of the gag, we try to emulate the speaker's

speech patterns &c. and then stretch the sense into the outrageous. Just like a skit on SNL. The problem these days though: it's getting damn hard to be more outrageous than life.

[CaptYossarian]

4. A negative image of a raccoon singing Sinatra.

In this case, putting the SIN in Sinatra.

[2naSalit]

5. Looks like he's

singing,

"'Oh I'm a dead skunk in the middle of the road, dead skunk in the middle of the road, I'm a dead skunk in the middle of the road stinkin' to high heaven!' Seriously, you gotta love me, folks."