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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf Donald Trump were to spontaneously combust on your front porch, would you ...
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Make S'mores | |
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Call the Fire Department ... in another state | |
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Piss on any body parts that weren't burning | |
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Tell him to get the fuck off your property | |
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"Stand your ground" in the face of an uninvited intruder | |
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Other | |
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yesphan
(1,588 posts)fire axe.
TheBlackAdder
(28,240 posts)Fresh_Start
(11,330 posts)should be some grounds...trepass, discarding toxic waste, property damage....
handmade34
(22,759 posts)trueblue2007
(17,243 posts)Let it burn.... let it burn .. sung to the Frozen song (Let it go)
2naSalit
(86,889 posts)sufficient fuel for the thing to be completely incinerated to ashes
when complete reduced to ashes call the local hazmat people to come and remove the toxic waste
sue for damages.
MontanaMama
(23,365 posts)of adding gasoline to said fire...could I assume we're on the same page??
2naSalit
(86,889 posts)MontanaMama
(23,365 posts)2naSalit
(86,889 posts)Oh my, that's funny. Reminds me of my ex! He called gas "boyscout juice" when it was used to start a fire.
Brother Buzz
(36,488 posts)patricia92243
(12,607 posts)2naSalit
(86,889 posts)I don't have one of those but if I did, it would be used to record and also to monitor the fire until it's totally out and nothing but ashes remain. When it all cools down I would call the hazmat folks to come and clean up the mess.
Brother Buzz
(36,488 posts)2naSalit
(86,889 posts)I agree. But I think putting out the fire might be a good idea for safety of the door buzzard. And I wouldn't want it to eat any of the carrion as it would be too toxic.
stonecutter357
(12,698 posts)highplainsdem
(49,087 posts)of prison long enough to inflict himself on the American people as president.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,538 posts)Clean out the house and watch.
DBoon
(22,414 posts)jmowreader
(50,573 posts)Sorry folks, but my front porch has a roof on it. I dont care how bad I hate that motherfucker, I like my front porch.
Of course, nothing says I cant spray about 300 gallons of water up his nose just to make sure I got all the fire out.
GoCubsGo
(32,099 posts)I have a covered porch that narrows at the front door, so I considered that, as well. But, as long as he gets off the porch, he can keep burning. Best of both worlds.
Bettie
(16,139 posts)try and stop out the fire...or maybe use a shovel to beat it out.
MontanaMama
(23,365 posts)maxrandb
(15,378 posts)patricia92243
(12,607 posts)just close the door.
hlthe2b
(102,479 posts)I k'eed' I k'eed" Agent Mike.
Eugene
(61,974 posts)tinrobot
(10,927 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,946 posts)I'd pour a cup of water at my doorway and watch the "rescue" trickle down to him.
Has to be every bit as effective as the theory, right?
MuseRider
(34,136 posts)MuseRider
(34,136 posts)and force his family to pay for it. Put him out? Not in one trillion years would I ever consider saving that mans life. I used to be a Nurse. If he had been brought to me I would have had to but I let my license lapse when I retired. I took care of too many reprehensible people in handcuffs, under guard. I do not have to now. There is not one good reason to save him. He has done no good things in his miserable life and has hurt as many people as he has wanted to. Jackass.
MyOwnPeace
(16,946 posts)while it would "scream at your brain" while doing it, you would do what your training has taught you to do - that is the nature and training of people in your kind of service.
And while you'd be furious at yourself for having done it, you would never have an ounce of trouble looking at yourself in the mirror at any time.
But I sure understand your feeling!
MuseRider
(34,136 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)roamer65
(36,747 posts)pecosbob
(7,547 posts)To quote Billie Joe Armstrong, 'as your ship is going down, I'll stand by and watch you drown'.
polichick
(37,152 posts)...after the flames die out.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)his pet out. Of course it just might be to late by the time he gets here.
tazkcmo
(7,304 posts)But enjoy the proceeding quiet.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)THAT DAY will come!
pamdb
(1,333 posts)I'd pour myself a glass of wine and watch.
dalton99a
(81,663 posts)Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Matter of fact lay that Trump was on fire on my front porch. One must always do the right thing.
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,601 posts)I hate to stand in lines.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Progressive Jones
(6,011 posts)not disturbing the flames. My humble home is worth way more than that pig.
smb
(3,476 posts)You're only supposed to burn a little pile of dog turds in front of somebody's door....
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)Ilsa
(61,710 posts)with a rag hanging out the spout, right next to him. And maybe mix some bleach and ammonia-containing bathroom cleaner and keep it next to him.
woodsprite
(11,940 posts)Then sweep them off into the side yard where our dog does her business frequently!
book_worm
(15,951 posts)jcgoldie
(11,656 posts)magicarpet
(14,202 posts)... then pour it all over him to assure the fire burnt the shit blob to a total charcoal crisp and nothing but ashes remained.
Fuck the front porch. When the fire eventually goes out, just build a new one.
58Sunliner
(4,424 posts)doc03
(35,425 posts)mainstreetonce
(4,178 posts)😀President Nancy!
DBoon
(22,414 posts)I need to protect my property from uncontrolled combustion
Quixote1818
(29,008 posts)Light has finally overtaken the dark.
pansypoo53219
(21,005 posts)then try + find something flammable.
meadowlander
(4,411 posts)WyattKansas
(1,648 posts)What?