Hypothetically in a debate with Trump if asked "To say one nice thing about your opponent"

[book_worm]

What do you think the Democratic nominee should say?

You know they have asked this question before and I could see them do it again.

[SWBTATTReg]

1. I'd be at a loss for words for once, and being politics, this is a big thing, to be at a loss for...

words.

[mainstreetonce]

2. His youngest child is good looking.

😀

[Kota]

18. His youngest child is really tall and good looking.lol

[book_worm]

19. then I'd turn to Trump and ask, "Was he adopted or was there 'donor' sperm involved?"

[Mike 03]

3. He allowed General Mattis to talk him out of a lot of stupid things.

I'm being serious. To put it another way, he sometimes deferred to people more intelligent than himself when the stakes were high, before firing them in frustration.

[doc03]

5. He is a perfect asshole. nt

[3catwoman3]

34. That would have to do. I really do not...

...think I could think of anything complimentary, as he has no redeeming qualities. Not.A.Single. One.

He is crude, coarse, crass, common and cruel.

[smirkymonkey]

6. He's perfectly mortal.

[AleksS]

10. That's what I thought of!

Like they said about Mr. Burns on Simpsons:

“He’s evil, but he will die.”

That’s the best thing I can say about just about any Republican nowadays.

[UniteFightBack]

25. Damn you beat me to it !!! nt

[blm]

32. ✔️

[onecaliberal]

7. He occupies a human body

[First Speaker]

8. "To the best of my knowledge, he's never practiced cannibalism"

[book_worm]

9. "I understand after he participates in golden showers he always takes a shower."

[11 Bravo]

11. As far as I know, he has never fucked a DEAD rodent.

He also remembers to wipe his ass at least half the time.

[Bev54]

12. He will be gone by January

[sdfernando]

13. If it were me that was debating the lardass...and I was asked this question

my response would be "He has really nice hair"

[mainstreetonce]

20. A mushroom shape is interesting.

😂

[book_worm]

14. "His leaving the White House will allow us to fumigate and repaint the Oval Office

and living quarters."

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. "He has a penthouse suite reserved in the furnaces of Hell"

[unblock]

16. "Why?"

[Flaleftist]

17. I like his hair.

[JHB]

21. "I know that I'll be chided for being ungracious, but...

... no."

[TlalocW]

22. Thank you for your service

In expelling Carbon Dioxide which plants need to make Oxygen. It's truly the most selfless thing you've ever done.

TlalocW

[Talitha]

23. He hires immigrants. Probably all illegal, but they're still immigrants.

Other than that, I've got nothin'.

No, wait... how about:
At least he doesn't tell lies when he's asleep.

No, wait...
He probably mumbles in his sleep.

Gee, why don't we go ask Melania!

No, wait....

[pansypoo53219]

24. hillary was wrong about most of his spawn.

[jmg257]

26. He's got an attractive wife.

[rurallib]

27. He doesn't smell as bad as I thought a criminal might.

[Skittles]

28. Barron seems like a good kid

yes indeed

[blm]

29. That his corruption will soon be over.

[RockRaven]

30. "He understands media manipulation better than the media understands itself."

[Atticus]

31. "For a fat boy, he doesn't sweat much." nt

[C_U_L8R]

33. He's a spectacular shade of orange

Who else could accomplish that?

[John Fante]

35. "I know that the mainstream media will crucify me for saying this

but this man possesses not a single solitary redeeming quality, both as a human being and as president."

[Bettie]

36. He appears to be human

that's all I have.


At least with W, he seemed to love his wife and daughters and had a cute dog.

[BlueStater]

37. He'll be dead someday.

I can't think of anything more positive about him than that.

[ooky]

38. Nobody is completely useless. He serves well

as a bad example.

[Collimator]

39. He's gluten free.

(Apparently the absence of gluten is Very Important to a lot of people.)

[Totally Tunsie]

40. His socks match.

[FreepFryer]

41. Trump would make it about himself. He would name an instance where the person said...

...something flattering about him or one of his loopshit policies. Trump has no perspective other than solipsism.

[rickford66]

42. Because of his diet, he leaves more healthy food for others.

[RussBLib]

43. He's the best con man I've ever seen

Biggest liar EVER