Yah, just who was that Jesus guy anyway?

[packman]

STEVE DOOCY (CO-HOST): To comment on this, we've got the executive director of Unhyphenated America, Christopher Harris joins us from DC. Christopher, good morning.

CHRISTOPHER HARRIS (EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, UNHYPHENATED AMERICA): Good morning. No, not good, great. It's a great day.

DOOCY: It is.

HARRIS: Listen, I would argue that it's probably three of the greatest years since maybe Jesus walked the Earth with his ministry. And also, yeah, good morning to you. Great day


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[42bambi]

1. Excuse me while I barf. nt

[SCantiGOP]

2. Remember that story of Jesus throwing the money lenders out of the temple?

Fake news. He was actually telling those damn rabbis to get out so the financial advisors could set up shop and sell investment opportunities.
As Jesus often said, "How are your beautiful 401k's doing? Am I the greatest Messiah ever or what?"

[True Blue American]

5. Guys, I am watching," Sunrise At Campobella"

On TNT! Talk about a wonderful story about his fight to regain mobility and his life.

[njhoneybadger]

3. These goddamned people are delusional

And I mean every word of it

[struggle4progress]

4. "You know what's ruining America? Hyphenated people! They're lazy and criminal! They come here

and get free Cadillacs and nice jewelry from the government, while ordinary unhyphenated Americans like you and me suffer. Also, they hang out near my grocery store and don't even speak English. Now, I'm really no bigot! In fact, some of my best friends are hyphenated! But we need to remember that unhyphenated people, like Robert E Lee, built this great country. Ask yourself: are we losing the fight to Keep America Unhyphenated?"

[CurtEastPoint]

6. And Mr. Harris/Founder/CEO is AFRICANAMERICAN! (See? NO HYPHEN!)