WT actual F is this photo of tRump?

[tishaLA]

I thought it couldn't be real at first....

Link to tweet

[msongs]

1. this is a crop of his face from a much larger pic showing him walking on the lawn. when

I saw the full pic I noticed it is a different look for him, not carefully presented in his best light

[C_U_L8R]

2. He must look like death beneath all that makeup.

It's horrifying to even imagine.

[spooky3]

3. Literally LOL!!! Nt

[luvs2sing]

4. Omfrickingod!!!

I am falling off the sofa laughing at whatever it is! Does he have a French braid back there? A little French twist? And that demarcation line!

Thanks for the biggest laugh I’ve had today!

[Joinfortmill]

94. ROFL

[smirkymonkey]

5. Gah!

What the hell is THAT?

[shanti]

9. You don't want to know, lol!

Trust me.

[trueblue2007]

111. I prefer the previous man in office. Handsome Number 44

[smirkymonkey]

121. God, he is so handsome!

And now we have a hideous, loathsome apricot hellbeast on our hands who insists upon haunting our nightmares by his constant presence in the media and burning his image into our brains. Not a day goes by where his ugly face is not shoved into my consciousness. It feels abusive.

[trueblue2007]

123. haveta be honest.... PRESIDENT O gives me goose pimples sometimes!!!

[coeur_de_lion]

6. He looks exactly like the pig he is

[SMC22307]

11. Esther is not amused.

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[coeur_de_lion]

13. I apologize Esther

You are so much prettier that the Mango Mussolini

[SMC22307]

23. Doesn't she know it.

[coeur_de_lion]

25. I love it

I used to have a pet chicken named Ophelia. Still miss her. She was crazy fun.

[SMC22307]

41. Did she rock tartan?

[coeur_de_lion]

44. Nah I wish

That is beeootiful.

She was crazy sort of like Ophelia in Hamlet. Hence the name.

She would suddenly start running from a dead stop and flap her wings, running through the yard squawking at nothing. Hilarious.

And she would sneak up on my dog and peck her tail or her feet. Then when the dog turned around she would act like nothing was going on. *Not Me*

Oh she was FUN. And she disappeared one Thanksgiving. Someone's dinner I guess.

[SMC22307]

48. Goodness. Such a happy story...

then roasted chicken!

[coeur_de_lion]

56. LOL I will always have the memories . . .

[58Sunliner]

115. LOLLLLL!

[KentuckyWoman]

83. Best subthread ever

[SMC22307]

149. I love Esther, her two Dads, Corno the dapper turkey...

an antidote to Fat Nixon!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. A little fresh cow manure rubbed in each morning will clear that right up.

[CatMor]

8. There is an award he could receive ....

and that is the number one ugliest president in our history. He is hard to look at.

[Green Line]

10. Well, clowns need paint

[tanyev]

12. "I don't need to blend. Nobody will ever notice."

[alittlelark]

14. That is 31+ Flavors of F'ed UP !!!

Even R's 'rose colored glasses' would not shield from that that monstrosity.

[lunatica]

15. He needs to watch how to do makeup videos on YouTube

He’s broken every rule on what not to do.

[spooky3]

51. You mean, like this one:

https://m.

?

[lunatica]

61. Hahahahaha!

Exactly!

[Dem2theMax]

66. I don't know who she is, but I love her.

Folks, as you wander down this thread, you have to watch this video.

[spooky3]

76. Feel free to post as an OP if you want to. Nt

[Dem2theMax]

102. I would, if I knew how.

You should put it in the lounge. Everyone in there will get a kick out of it.

[spooky3]

141. I just posted it there. Thanks! Nt

[Dem2theMax]

147. Good. We need all the laughs around here that we can get.

[SCantiGOP]

73. Great

Glad I didn’t trash it after 4 seconds like I was about to.

[dixiegrrrrl]

77. By jove I think she's got it!

[spooky3]

82. It's trending!!! :-)

[volstork]

134. That is hilarious!

She's fantastic!

[gristy]

138. omgosh - hilarious!

[Nevilledog]

142. *snort*

[EndlessWire]

148. HaHaHa!!!

OMG, that's so funny! I didn't listen to the soundtrack to start with, but it is so damned funny! Have to listen to it!

Thank you for posting this hilarious video!

[milestogo]

16. I think he took a face first dive into the sweet potatoes

or maybe it was the pumpkin pie.

[Newest Reality]

17. Woah!

He looks like he is transforming into an overweight version of IT!

A mask under the mask? Disturbing, to say the least. Is the Picture of Donald Gray reversing now?

[riversedge]

18. black and white

Link to tweet

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Link to tweet

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[bullwinkle428]

19. Can you just picture that on our $20 bill???

I cannot stop laughing!!

[dalton99a]

26. It is a perfect photo!!!

[Mrs. Overall]

20. When you do a Google search for visually similar images, you get this stock photo

entitled, "Cantankerous"

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[dalton99a]

21. Ask your doctor

Photo by William Moon at the South Lawn of the White House on February 7, 2020

[Grammy23]

24. Someone's head will roll for this.

First thing tomorrow morning. The cuts in staffing continues. Cut slash.......

[sprinkleeninow]

43. Gonna ask my doc "Possible I be 'seeing' things lately??"

😟 😩

[Eyeball_Kid]

114. Looks like someone's

closet gay aunt.

There’s a dominatrix quality to his features.

[Flaleftist]

22. Does he just stick his face in bowl of orange spray tan every morning?

[tblue37]

27. That was posted on the @photowhitehouse Twitter! Someone is gonna get his head put

on a pike.

[dalton99a]

29. He'll order it expunged

[NRaleighLiberal]

28. looks like the thing that popped out of a stomach in Alien

[NJCher]

30. He's turning into that Russian granny Trump

lookalike!



and

[dewsgirl]

33. That's the ugliest babushka I have ever seen.😳

[tishaLA]

35. LOL that is hilarious

[sprinkleeninow]

46. BaBa!!

My babas were movie starlets compared to baba drumpfska.

[3catwoman3]

74. That is not photoshopped?

I feel sorry for that woman.

[dem4decades]

31. What a beaut.

[dewsgirl]

32. Here it is in B+W, 😳

Link to tweet

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[fierywoman]

34. This photo alone should be enough to 25 him.

[llmart]

36. I can't stop laughing at some of the posts on here.

I seriously thought that was photoshopped when I first saw it and then I just couldn't stop laughing.

He is by far the ugliest human inside and out, and I use the term "human" loosely.

[alittlelark]

37. We are sooo far down the rabbit hole -

tRump cannot recognize reality anymore. ....So deep down the rabbit hole that there is neither a mammal nor a void.

[icymist]

38. Who wore it better? Wilson or Trump?

Link to tweet

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[Nevilledog]

50. *snort*

[crickets]

98. Pfftt. Wilson is a handsome fellow compared to that other hot mess. nt

[mercuryblues]

39. Impeached

I'm peach. All the same to him

[Totally Tunsie]

40. The prose accompanying the photo is gag worthy!

"...dancing with the sunset and strong winds..." Can't even imagine who came up with that gem.

[riversedge]

128. he is trying to provide excuses for the horrible image he captured.

[bronxiteforever]

42. He is ready for his close up

[kimbutgar]

52. +1

He is so Norma !

[bronxiteforever]

133. He is!

[global1]

45. Can This Photo Be Photoshopped So That....

his whole face is the white color and not the orange bronzer?

Then we can see what he really looks like without make-up.

[blue neen]

47. Trump's head is like a very strange version of Mr. Potato Head.

He just sticks things on there.

[3Hotdogs]

109. with an anus for a mouth.

[Baitball Blogger]

49. I wrote about that yesterday.

You could see the white along the hairline.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212958112

[underthematrix]

53. My reaction

Link to tweet

[dchill]

54. He's actually starting to shed his face.

[dalton99a]

65. +1. Face/Off

[dchill]

69. More Krazy Glue!

[KentuckyWoman]

85. Krazy glue haha

[Blue Owl]

55. The Prince of Turds

n/t

[Olafjoy]

57. A perfect pouf with his "hair"

He has a pouf like the fundamentalist LDS Colorado City women wear. Does he tease his “hair”. That is what they do.

[tishaLA]

60. I can't begin to imagine how long his hair routine takes

every morning, what with the blow drying and the bobby pins and the mouse and the gel and the spray and the teasing and the round brushes and the "where's my hand mirror so I can see the back, goddamit?"

[dchill]

58. Caption - ImPEACHed, bothered and bewildered.

[iluvtennis]

59. Ughhhhhhhhhhh. nt

[Marcuse]

62. Was White House Photographer William Moon frogmarched out with the Vindmans?

[bucolic_frolic]

63. Some type of jaundiced inflammation

covered with special sauce

[Generic Brad]

64. He is wigging out today

[Ahpook]

67. Who should give a shit?

He looks like a fucking ogre and his bimbo wife digs on it for the money, or something.

Fact is he is ripping apart this country and his spray can face has nothing to do with it.

[58Sunliner]

117. +1.

[Duppers]

140. I read that he ok'd the pic*

Says a lot about how he perceives reality. His narcissism is so boundless that he cannot even perceive a physical flaw.

Even his worshipers must notice this.

Update:
* Trying to find the article that said this.

[miyazaki]

68. Looks like a baboon's ass transplanted on his head.

[UniteFightBack]

70. I'm Mr. Heat Miser...I'm Mr. Sun...I'm Mr. Heat Miser...I'm mister 101. Everything I touch...

DIES in my clutch. Ba dum bum bum..........

[dalton99a]

71. +1

[karin_sj]

72. He is truly hideous

Inside and out

[Naio]

75. Uuuuuuyyy the monster is coming

Ay que Feo is the king..

[KentuckyWoman]

78. Face swap with pizza the hut?

[seta1950]

79. 🤮

🤮🤮🤮

[GoCubsGo]

80. He's imitating a mold-covered mushroom that got sprayed with barbecue sauce?

[jls4561]

81. And he sued Bill Maher over the joke about an orangutan

Bill Maher should re-litigate.

No, story, wrong - now the orangutan should file.

[Buns_of_Fire]

84. Maybe someone hit him in the face with a skillet.

Or he was bobbing for french fries again. He's such a cut-up.

[blakstoneranger]

86. SATAN IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT!

[Liberal In Texas]

87. Old burned out playboy. Thinks he still has it.

Use the makeup and hairspray to look good in front of a TV camera.

He's putting on an act. That he is a strong leader. In fact, he has no idea what he's doing. He flails and covers with one new diversion after another.

[Hortensis]

91. Agree. Reminds, I read that narcissists tend to choose

a look for themselves in their teens, copying a movie star or some such, and carry it through life.

Also that when they look at themselves, they see the idealized (younger) version. Makes me wonder how many times he's tried to fire the image that must accidentally break through now and then.

Also, and this is amazing, that for narcissists, fantasizing isn't imagining themselves doing admirable or successful things like normal people. They tend to fantasize by visualizing or staring at an image of themselves. They just happily feast on their physical appearance without action.

Don't know what all would apply to Trump, but the first seems to fit. Elvis Presley, Troy Donahue and John F. Kennedy were all the right age and general hair style when he was a teen.

[BusyBeingBest]

88. A sloppy ring of red lipstick would really complete the look.

[crickets]

101. Ha! Made me laugh.

Welcome to DU, BusyBeingBest!

[BusyBeingBest]

105. Thanks!

[Glimmer of Hope]

89. Who votes for this?¡! Look at it!

[EarlG]

90. Found a photo of Trump getting ready for work

[FailureToCommunicate]

97. Brilliant!

[Dem2theMax]

104. Go watch the video up thread.

You think you're joking about the Cheetos?

Go watch that makeup video.

[EarlG]

106. Ha ha!

Just watched it

[Dem2theMax]

108. You didn't even know you hit the nail on the head!

[FakeNoose]

107. Now I'll never eat another bag of Cheetos again!

Thanks EarlG

[icymist]

124. You owe me a keyboard for that!

LOL!

[PunkinPi]

125. OMG, lol.

[Duppers]

144. Stealing this!

'Tis brilliant.

[wnylib]

92. OMG! Don't let any little kids see this. It would

traumatize them for life.

I get the demarcation line, but what in the name of Clairol is going on with that hair? Blond chunk on top and then white, iike he left the colorist's chair too soon.

Worst of all, the white part of the face blends in with the white hair so it looks like the wind is blowing his face off.

Save this pic and enlarge it for a front yard Halloween decoration. Play a spooky, gravelly voice behind it saying, "Covfefe" (sniff, sniff, snort) "Covfefe."

[Joinfortmill]

93. Ugh

[sandensea]

95. He looks like Goering after falling asleep on the beach.

Schweinhund.

[ChazInAz]

96. I wonder.

I'm a theatre person, so I know something about makeup. (I've been around so long, my makeup kit still has tubes of greasepaint in it!) The creature looks as if he's been unconsciously rubbing his nose and mouth.
Now what would cause him to do that....?

[captain queeg]

146. I'll bite. Snorting adderal? And maybe Sudafed. Or whatever. nt

[joanbarnes]

99. Ugh! Now I can't un-see that.

[ancianita]

100. The face of all things Fake.

[Aussie105]

103. Look, Don buddy, pal, reality check time, ok?

You are old, unfit, avoid the sunlight, well overweight, suffering mental problems, you are going to be old and ugly like all the oldies with your background. Live with it!

No need for the makeup, the lift shoes, the oversized clothes to hide your bulk, or twirl and glue your hair every morning.

What you trying to hide, dude? The Grim Reaper will take you when he is ready, no matter how much you try to fake being 50-ish.

[Shaddox]

110. JFC the man is bald- he has no hairline- this pic is fake. Check your fucking head!

[catbyte]

112. Wow. What a clown. Everything about that thing is fake.

It looks like it's rotting from the inside out. Dissipated, empty, soulless.

[scheming daemons]

113. He is lucky that "orange face" is not as taboo as "black face"

Because that's some serious orange shoe polish

[Sogo]

116. How horribly pathetic....

[LuvLoogie]

119. Reminds me of this..

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[onecaliberal]

120. That is hysterical. He must have done it himself.

Sorry but that is funny as hell.

[lame54]

122. I'm telling you he's the mask...

In the movie Jim Carrey puts on the mask and his silliness is amplified

But the gangster puts it on and his evilness is amplified

The mask amplifies your true self

This is the best pic of The Mask

[PunkinPi]

126. New Cover Girl color "impeached". nt

[SammyWinstonJack]

145. LOL!

[Ohiogal]

127. His supporters wouldn't care

If he looked like Jabba the Hut. (which, actually, he does)

As long as he keeps being cruel to the “right people”, they couldn’t care less what a hideous image he presents to the world.

[Demovictory9]

131. true

[Laelth]

135. Indeed. He does. n/t

-Laelth

[blm]

129. He IS a walking horror show.

[riversedge]

130. I like Presidents who do not use orange spray paint on their face.

[samnsara]

132. ugh hes probably got oozing sores underneath all that..

[SammyWinstonJack]

136. Has too be...Mirror Mirror on the wall....With him.

[bpj62]

137. Nor Easter

We had wind gusts of 70+ in the DC area yesterday and the walk from Marine One to the White House entrance is about 100 yards across a open lawn. He clearly was walkiing into the wind and it showed his true hairline and that crap toner he applies. I am sure the Whitehouse is not pleased with that photo. Another member of the press will have thier credentials revoked for making The Dear Leader look bad.

[GoCubsGo]

139. LOl!!!! Yep!

Link to tweet

[Nature Man]

143. Fuckface looks like a $2.00 whore

[TexasBushwhacker]

150. It's real. Here's another angle

Link to tweet

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His former maids said he must have 2 and 1/2 bottles Bronx Colors foundation in his room at all times. 2 1/2 containers of Tic Tacs also.?

[Docreed2003]

151. That's what it looks like

When after you store spaghetti in a clear Tupperware container.