Melania, do you bleach your asshole?

[Drunken Irishman]

"No. He spray tans..."

[smirkymonkey]

1. ROFL!

Nice one!

[George II]

2. bwahahahahaha!!!!

[oldsoftie]

3. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Lord thats AWFUL.

Annnnnnd your post was alerted.

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Glad I wasn't drinking anything

Spit takes are the worst

[Kid Berwyn]

5. Or else Putin sat on a just-painted orange toilet seat.

Because Demented Moron also wears the expression of one happy ass sniffer.

[TruckFump]

6. I figured this was photoshopped...

...but I do believe it's for real!!!!!

My gawd, his double chin takes as much pancake as his face!!!!!

[Duppers]

13. It's real!

I read somewhere yesterday (cannot find link now) that Hump himself approved the photo pack that contained this pic.
So... ?

[marble falls]

7. Someone forgot to put lipstick on the pig.

[tecelote]

8. His color is no longer orange - it's mPeach.

[calimary]

10. Oooooohhhh YEAH!!!!! You nailed it, tecelote!

That’s certainly his color now! And for ALL TIME!!!

mPeachment is forever!

[CountAllVotes]

9. Orange glo

Almost!

[Duppers]

11. 😂😂 tears...tears

[ismnotwasm]

12. Hahahahaha

[rurallib]

14. I first thought the OP was a bit crude, but on further consideration

[CaptYossarian]

15. Does it hurt when he removes the Painter's tape?

Worse than fake bone spurs.

[Scarsdale]

16. He really is

REPULSIVE. Both to look at and in the way he acts. Gross. He does love himself, though.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

17. Holy cow! Best double entendre ever written on DU. Drunken Irishman!

[lunasun]

18. He walks out this way and not one person sez anything to him . Emperor , no clothes looks fine

He has no one around him who dares to tell him how he looks? It’s not the first time either
https://m.

[patphil]

19. Geez, he looks like an old woman dressed up like a man.

[demtenjeep]

20. he does resemble his mama

for what it's worth

[Brother Buzz]

24. Spanish potato farmer, Dolores Leis Antelo, resembles that remark

[SayItLoud]

21. Where's the outrage from Navel Oranges? nt

[sarge43]

22. Where are the DUzzies when we need them?

[mountain grammy]

23. ....

[Evolve Dammit]

25. Can't wait to see his pasty, disheveled mug shot from Rikers

[Politicub]

26. Ha!

[Meadowoak]

27. Bleach is the best disinfectant!

[LakeArenal]

28. All a fake. Head to toe.

[Richard D]

29. hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[IronLionZion]

30. Bwahahahaha!

[Blue Owl]

31. Yeah, those light bulbs are really making you look orange Donnie...

[robleb]

32. Tupperware after you store spaghetti in it !

[Soxfan58]

33. His real color

Looks awful. Grayish like with heart trouble.

[Cryptoad]

34. Looks more like Liver diesase to me

[Raster]

35. No, but she certainly spray tans it.

[derby378]

36. Deeeeeep hurting... (n/t)