Why Princess Ivanka deserves the National Association of Manufacturers' Alexander Hamilton Award

[dalton99a]

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Princess Ivanka on the production line

Princess Ivanka is solving a thorny problem:




Worker is grateful for Princess Ivanka's insight:




Princess Ivanka receives report from worker:




Management thanks Princess Ivanka and Donald Trump:

[Bev54]

1. PUKE

[KPN]

6. Damn ... beat me to it!

[CatMor]

2. Is that an International award ...

for all that she manufactures or manufactured in China.

[ismnotwasm]

3. Soooo

What, exactly, has she done to create jobs?

Googles... oh, her Dad said she did. Well.

[CurtEastPoint]

4. Last photo, 2nd from right. Isn't that DEFEATED Ky ex-gov Blivit or whatever his name is?

[Roland99]

9. If so, that would be the Georgetown, KY Toyota plant

Of which fake Barbie had absolutely NOTHING to do with. Ever.

I don’t recall Ford LAP or KTP looking like that inside.

[Newest Reality]

5. Such humility...

She never wears her crown in public. Amazing!

Talk about brown nosing. I guess we are now just going to competently denigrate any awards or medals given to the point of mediocrity, rather than meritocracy since the royal family has decreed it to be so. Malaria must have meant it when she said, "Be best!" and relativism is being normalized.

Next they'll be given' Purple Hearts to squirrels and the Nobel Prize to sex workers, I reckon. I know a hog caller who could use a Presidential Medal of Freedom because he is terminally ill and maybe King Trump will fix him up with one.

[a parody of the same sex marriage rhetoric]

[Roland99]

7. How many outfits did she wear??

[Baked Potato]

8. A little grease smudge on her face here and there would've helped the propaganda, Sad

Her face is looking a tad heavy also. Time to create some jobs in plastic surgery.

[Stinky The Clown]

10. Liddle Princess Piece O'Shit

[Zolorp]

11. I rename her Don Trump-Iv

Daughter of Don Trump-Un