Susan Collins' eventual epitaph....

[Roland99]

Succumbed to the Concernavirus

[dewsgirl]

1. LoL😂 Good one.

[Newest Reality]

2. Oh,

I thought it would be: "Her concern became too much."

[Bob Loblaw]

17. Or, "I told you I was concerned."

[Newest Reality]

18. Oh, that was even better! Heheheh.

You played on that old gravestone meme. Bravo!

[Bob Loblaw]

19. Thank you

[Dave in VA]

3. Nice one!

n/t

[CurtEastPoint]

4. Like this?

[Roland99]

5. Bazinga!

[abqtommy]

13. I like the Concernavirus and I'm sure it's a variant of the Conservavirus, both having high

mortality rates!

[ancianita]

14. ...

might as well add how all those 'concerned republican dudes' got the contagion from her-- McConnell's graveyard takes on a whole new meaning

[Bob Loblaw]

21. Here's another

Faced with dilemma I had learned,
To furl my brow and act concerned,
Then take a call from Moscow Mitch,
Back to the plow I'd gladly hitch.

But now I'm gone, I'm but a ghost,
I paid the price, my name is toast,
No longer Lucy to Charlie Brown,
I rot here in this cold, cold ground.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. Her concerns are shallow.....

Susie is going down in November and I am certain she knows it. Her vote to acquit despite her concerns will be her undoing.

[lastlib]

7. I think I'll decorate her tombstone with a jellyfish......

She's spineless, floats with the currents, and feeds from the bottom.

[librechik]

8. "Nevertheless, She Never Persevered."

[Roland99]

9. Oh. Nice.

[CurtEastPoint]

10. "Nevertheless, She Annoyed. Over and over...."

[William Seger]

11. Severe case of deploraphobia

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=deploraphobia

[PatrickforO]

12. I've got one:

Here lies Susan Collins. She convinced the people in her state to elect her to the US Senate, where she served for twenty-three years. She KNEW right from wrong, but instead of standing up and challenging the wrong, she voted in favor of it every time. Susan Collins - the very WORST kind of hypocrite!

[ancianita]

15. Seriously. This contagion meme needs to get out. It's an awesome draw for the party.

[czarjak]

16. Too many Devil's Triangle drinking games clouded her judgment?

[sarge43]

20. It had a devastating effect on her spinal column, turned it to jelly. n/t

[FiveGoodMen]

22. How about: "We're concerned about her health"

[maxrandb]

23. I prefer

"She sets extremely low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them"

Or

"She suffers from delusions of adequacy".

Since it snows a lot in Maine, I plan to consume a case of beer so that I can visit her grave and write the following in yellow...in cursive!

"Dear Susan, go fuck yourself sideways with a First Edition, Hard Cover copy of Atlas Shrugged, you worthless piece of amphibian shit!"