Melania Trump Hides Away: What Does the First Lady Even Do All Day?

[Demovictory9]

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[RandySF]

1. .

[TheBlackAdder]

46. Perhaps she's waiting for the swelling and discoloration to go down, before the concealer will work.

[lunatica]

2. She can't decide who she hates more

Trump or us.

That and making sure she doesn’t move her face for fear of breaking it.

[Kid Berwyn]

3. Is like doing good things, da!

With El Paso shooting instigator and a prop.

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Obviously, she's working hard on her "Be Best" campaign, doncha know?

[pnwmom]

5. The rumor is she's living with her parents. n/t

[NYC Liberal]

21. That's what I've heard, plus that she must be given 24 hours notice

for any public appearances and she gets paid extra for those.

[Retrograde]

39. Paid? By whom?

Isn't paid government housing, a staff, transportation, and security enough? Well, I guess grifters gotta grift.

[NYC Liberal]

50. The Trump Organization. Yep, they're all grifters.

[Wellstone ruled]

51. That was the scuttle butt a few months ago.

That story claim Melinoma bought a home in Virginia for her Parents as so they could tend to Barron when she was doing her Donald Thingee.

[Blue Owl]

6. I wonder the same thing about "VP" Pence

What the living fuck does that asshole even do??? Nothing, I'm pretty sure...

[Demovictory9]

9. practicing his gaze of adoration

[Sugar Smack]

11. I'd mistaken him for a statue of Baphomet more than once.

[PCIntern]

7. Delivery of "C" batteries to an address in MD

might be a “clew”.

[Fresh_Start]

8. I think she has to sleep in the coffin for many hours

in order to be able to face the ordeal of dealing with live humans

[2naSalit]

22. It's so hard to be

exposed to so much opportunity when you're in the spotlight every time you emerge from your cavern.

[Joinfortmill]

34. LOL

[Squinch]

10. She be's best. That's it.

[unitedwethrive]

12. Come on, that smokey eye doesn't just happen.

I'm sure there are hours of prep involved in her 'beauty' regime each day.

[Demovictory9]

20. true..and putting in place the fake hair

[stonecutter357]

13. Do All Day? prolly the secret service all of them .......

[Meadowoak]

14. Or the gardener.

[Walleye]

15. Her nails?

[muriel_volestrangler]

16. Plants potatoes, practises in a choir, attends bird-watching classes

The usual things to pass the time and look busy but contented:

[BigmanPigman]

17. Maybe she has kidney problems again.

[Corgigal]

18. I believe his name is Juan,

and he was illegal hired help. But he helps, and helps.

[Joinfortmill]

36. ROFL

[Onthefly]

19. "I don't care..." she says.

I’m vaiting for the money. Some day I can be free!

[Vinca]

23. I don't think she even lives there . . . seriously.

[Grasswire2]

29. we do know there is a bedroom assigned to her on a different floor from his.

...but word is that she lives with her parents and Barron most of the time, in Maryland.

[WhiskeyWulf]

24. She's probably got an account on DU . . .

and spends all day here venting about how much she hates Monsieur under an alias.

[Walleye]

26. I like that one

[procon]

25. Drink the blood of virgins to maintain her illusion of beauty? nt

[Scotch-Irish]

27. What does she do all day?

Drugs.

[mr_lebowski]

58. I would definitely not judge her if that were true ...

I mean, not any more than I already do ... to be clear.

[vlyons]

28. She sits before a mirror for hours and preens

She tries on clothes and shoes that her personal shopper brings to the WH. She reads Glamour magazine. She throws up whatever she ate for lunch.

[Purrfessor]

30. It's extremely hard work and requires tremendous willpower..,

to keep her clothes on whenever she finds herself in front of a camera.

[BusyBeingBest]

31. Busy...being best.

[Joinfortmill]

32. I heard

She likes to read fashion magazines

[Skittles]

33. I don't care, do you?

she's a nothing, an absolute fucking ZERO

[Joinfortmill]

37. 👍

[Talitha]

35. Secretly campaigning for Joe Biden.

[peggysue2]

38. LOL!!

[Yavin4]

40. To quote Grace Slick

Go ask Alice. I think she knows.

[Me.]

41. And HOw Much Does It Cost Us For Her To Do Nothing

[demtenjeep]

42. who gives a fuck

such a total fluff piece for the first nude

[SamKnause]

43. I don't give a fuck what she or anyone in her despicable family are doing.

I will just be glad when they all go the fuck away.

I have never seen such disgusting evil trash.

[lunasun]

44. Drugs but not trump's drugs

[Maru Kitteh]

45. Is she holding her head that way because she needs another neck lift?

Or is she trying to move her nose away from the smell of brimstone?

[HipChick]

47. Prob got a pic of Trump and her pre-nup

on her vision board..

[Bengus81]

48. Having herself steam cleaned after being next to Limbaugh for hours at the SOTU

[Aussie105]

49. Maintaining a dignified silence

so as not to sully her 'classy' image.

She has learnt that as soon as she opens her mouth, or backs any initiative, her shallowness will be evident and damage her image.

Store front dummy, only to be trotted out at special occasions and photo shoots.

[Hassler]

52. She hands out medals to racist druggies.

[Zambero]

54. Yes

A sex abuser gets a porn model to bestow the medal of freedom onto a hateful drug addict.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

53. Melania Trump will NEVER measure up to Michelle Obama.

For ever in the spotlight of being visible, accessible, genuine, and caring for others in all that she was involved in.

All Melania Trump is, is window dressing for an inadequate man.

[tulipsandroses]

55. She needs to keep doing whatever she's doing. Whenever she makes appearances, she comes off fake

I think back to Mrs. Obama, dancing and doing gardening with children. You could see the genuine joy and enjoyment that Mrs. O had when she did those things. I even think back to Barbara Bush holding babies with HIV, genuine care and concern. This opportunist, does not have that kind of character. Let her stay hidden. We'll be better for it.

Sigh, my Forever First Lady! Melania cannot hold a candle to Mrs. O

[KY_EnviroGuy]

56. In charge of buying pearls for Murkowski and Collins......

'cause they both wear out a string each week......

[Dan]

57. Cleaning Trump's cloth diapers

Or purchasing new throw-always.

[duforsure]

59. She's likely self medicating

And maybe drinking to numb her having to put up with her phony husband.