"My Bible's pages stick together. What's with that?" . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Pence!!!

[skip fox]

Mike Pence is saying: "I've got a strong feeling that Nancy Pelosi will be the last Speaker of the House."





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WARNING: This is not a CAPTION. This spud said actually said this on Fox and Friends:

Link to tweet

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I think he meant to say the "last Democratic Speaker of the House," but that's not what he said. Freudian slip?

[Glorfindel]

1. Let's be charitable and imagine that he meant

Speaker Pelosi would take her chair with her when she retires, perhaps to donate to the Smithsonian as an historical object. Which it is. Nah, cancel that thought. I don't want to be charitable toward any of these rePuke monsters.

[mainstreetonce]

2. Throw the doggie a bone

He made a widdle mistake!

[abqtommy]

3. Hmmm...did Mother have a hand in causing the sticky pages? asking for a friend...

[Johonny]

4. Anyone seen Marinus van der Lubbe recently?

[skip fox]

5. You sent me to the Google machine.

[RKP5637]

6. "Making love to his bible, it seems!" n/t

[skip fox]

7. M.P. continues:

". . . and just think of all the money we could save if we eliminate Congress."