I believe Donald Trump was sent by God.

[Flaleftist]

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[Wounded Bear]

1. Man created God in his own image...

and gave him all the personality of a 4 year old brat.

[FiveGoodMen]

3. And lo, these many thousands of years later, people are still buying it.

[BlueJac]

2. Made me smile, ty!

[ooky]

4. That's a good one.

[Swfladem]

5. LOL

This is great!

[jls4561]

6. I believe God sent us Groucho to help us survive this time of troubles.

[CaptYossarian]

16. You must be a Marxist.

I'm a Howardite--as in Moe, Shemp, and Curly Howard. Larry was just Fine, I guess.

[jls4561]

18. I'm also a Lennonist

and a believer in Firesign Theatre.

[CaptYossarian]

19. Gimme some truth!

[jls4561]

22. Everything you know is wrong!

Speaking as one who who has always tried to help the bombardier..

[CaptYossarian]

34. Great reference. Thanks.

[klook]

24. You're truly

Not Insane!

[PCIntern]

31. I'm still waiting for the electtician

Or someone like him.

[Doc_Technical]

32. God bless Vespucciland!

[Chipper Chat]

37. I'm a Cronk-ite.

Not much truth around these days.

[Lonestarblue]

7. Thank you!

That made me laugh, which is tough to do these days.

[Dem2theMax]

8. Read it with their voices in mind.

I could so hear Groucho saying this.

[soldierant]

27. Margaret Dumont was,

according to Groucho, virtually the fifth Marx brother. one-eighty-removed, yes, but a splendid foil.

[Dem2theMax]

28. She was the perfect straight man, umm, woman. ;-)

They all absolutely killed me.

Whenever my life is going crazy, I always say I'm living in a Marx Brothers movie. That's usually most of the time.

And for some reason, when I say that, it comforts me.

That, and I do know the secret password.

[blakstoneranger]

9. DAMIEN (TRUMP) THORN WAS SENT BY THE DEVIL!!!

He is everything God despises! If you've read even parts of the Bible, especially proverbs, then you know he represents SATAN!

[Duppers]

10. 😂 Posted earlier version...

[First Speaker]

11. I agree with the late Harold Bloom on Groucho...

...when he said that whenever he watched a boring movie, he'd imagine it livened up by an intervention of Groucho Marx. Imagine the Marxes in today's Washington!

[CaptYossarian]

17. Did Scaramucci count?

[First Speaker]

23. LOL!

[EveHammond13]

12. "God created Arrakis to train the faithful."

[sandensea]

13. Soitanly!

[Harker]

14. However he came to be here

he should be returned - postage due.

[47of74]

15. Yeah

[Brother Mythos]

20. Thanks! That's a good one!

I needed a good laugh today.

[Aussie105]

21. God deliberates:

Mmmmm, 100 billion locusts, or one Trump clan?

Trump it is, going to be quicker. Let America know it went off the rails some time ago.

[lsewpershad]

25. To destroy America.

[Joinfortmill]

26. ROFL

[JoeDuck]

29. For what purpose?

If there is a god and if she sent Donald Trump, it must have been to destroy the Republican Party.

[IronLionZion]

30. To punish us for our sins?

For not working hard enough to elect better candidates to office everywhere. It would be sweet if this inspired an epic level of civic participation by liberals everywhere to make sure such a steaming pile of bovine excrement never even comes close to getting this level of power ever again.

[drmeow]

33. I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything

Would have been sprayed all over my keyboard!

[Laelth]

35. I was expecting "to punish us for our sins," but the OP is great. n/t

-Laelth

[calimary]

36. BEAUTIFUL!!!

[11 Bravo]

38. PERFECT! K&R

[Niagara]

39. Good one!

[Hekate]

40. KnR