Trump fans furious over Melania's absence from magazine covers. 12 for Michelle O. 0 for Melania

[Demovictory9]

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[C_U_L8R]

1. That pissy pout doesn't sell magazines.

and no one is interested in her vacant soulless life.

[DanieRains]

40. Birthers

Don't go on magazine covers.

[MFGsunny]

53. + 1000 n/t

[Baitball Blogger]

65. Yup. She doesn't really inspire.

She doesn't come across as sincere. It's always like she's holding back, which is what you would expect from a kept woman. Oh, and nobody likes her husband.

[GoCubsGo]

80. Exactly. It's just more playing of the victimhood card.

It's not like the complainers are readers of "Vogue", as it is. Even if they did give that creature a spot on their cover, the cult would not buy it anyway. They just want the excuse to whine about how poor Dear Leader and his fake wife are being abused by the "liberals."

[BigmanPigman]

2. ....

Like I give a rat's ass what James Woods thinks?!? I use the word "thinks" loosely.

[Xolodno]

3. Well...

She's been in plenty of mags already....and I'm sure some time ago, those pictures did get covered with something.

[Different Drummer]

70. ...

[eppur_se_muova]

4. Maxim should give her a call -- they've hit hard times. nt

[dchill]

5. James Woods has brainworm.

[Grokenstein]

23. He really is a sad little dick.

Not a bad actor at all, although I think we all realize by now that his turn on The Simpsons wasn't actually acting.
But as a human being, he's 100% garbage.

[Yavin4]

6. Hustler and Penthouse don't publish magazines any more.

It's all online now.

[Brother Mythos]

10. That's too bad. I'm sure Larry Flynt would have made Natasha a nice offer for a magazine spread.

And, I'm sure Natasha's spread would have made many of Individual-1's fans happy too!

[True Blue American]

26. What???

Is Playboy gone, too?

[Yavin4]

67. Almost.

They've gone quarterly.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

57. Popular Mechanics is still on the racks.

Melania's fame, after all, is because she's married to a real tool.

[Aussie105]

7. Don't know what it is,

but when I see pictures of Michelle O., I see a happy, positive, energetic person with a lot of personality and inner strength.

When I look at Melania T., I get . . . . nothing. Like looking at a shop front dummy.

Just me? Probably not.

[Ohiogal]

52. I agree 100% Aussie

[Different Drummer]

71. Never thought of her as looking like a department store mannequin before, but...

now that you mention it, that's a very good comparison.

[ornotna]

8. I'm surprised she hasn't made the cover

Of Nephrologist Monthly.

[LastDemocratInSC]

34. That's a good one!

[lunatica]

83. Oh! That's funny!

I had to look it up but it was worth it!

[msongs]

9. show us your....bits nt

[yortsed snacilbuper]

11. I don't really care, do you?

[True Blue American]

27. :)

[greyl]

12. not important nt

[Brainfodder]

13. Must be bored Boomers and older to GAFF about magazines?

Bogus distractions, easy ignore.

[struggle4progress]

14. Maybe The Don could revive several of his magazines and put her on the cover

Trump Style, for example, could feature her as their "Architectural Drop-out of the Year"

Or Trump World could highlight her new "Beeb! Est! Est!" fashion venture with Ivanka

[MFM008]

15. Maybe

Because you cant pry her super glued eyes open.

[wishstar]

16. She's too toxic and negative to sell magazines

whereas Michelle Obama exuded attractive joy, hope, humor and positive magnetism

[maryellen99]

17. She did pose for the cover of Vogue in her wedding gown when she married him nt

[Generic Other]

18. She never smiles

Sour looking vacuous kept woman.

[JHB]

36. Almost never

[Generic Other]

72. When she does smile

it lessens the severity of her face. Funny that Trudeau makes her smile.

Are you suggesting she is tired of her old hubby and simply pretending to care? No doubt she has to be the widow to get a share of the money. I assume the cut-throat kids will be in a pig pile frenzy when Daddy's in the cold cold gro und.

[JHB]

73. I just think I wouldn't mind magazine covers with Melania beaming dreamily at...

...good looking men who are not her husband, especially if she's doing it right next to him.

A photo spread with Chippendales dancers where she and Donald are the only ones fully clothed would probably work for feature inside the magazine. One of them would have a good time.

[Journeyman]

19. Magazines go with what sells. A lot of editors have decided her mug won't move product . . .

Her defenders can scream til they're pink for all the good it will do. If a publisher felt they could make money off her mug, she'd be on covers every week. Maybe there is something to the criticism that her supporters can't read. They can cry and pout and demand and stamp their feet, obviously, but they can't force a company to do something that is not in that company's interest to do.

They should 'take a chill pill,' I guess. Or maybe they should adapt Melania's own motto: "She doesn't care so why should I?"

[groundloop]

56. Xactly...... tRumpers don't do a lot of reading

[safeinOhio]

20. Trump fans are just cheap

Available on eBay for $500.

https://www.ajc.com/blog/buzz/magazine-with-melania-trump-nude-photos-going-for-500-ebay/Y6FySjpzia3qFYbgLnR7OJ/

[True Blue American]

29. High price

Hookers get more than that, don’t they?

Asking for a friend.

[safeinOhio]

30. Depends on where you shop.

So, I've been told.

[arthritisR_US]

21. Those magazines don't do porn. She can't

lie her way into respectability.

[True Blue American]

59. Now that we are discussing this

Where were Melania’s Pictures published? Especially that nude one on the plane steps.

[spiderpig]

22. Oh, imagine my surprise.

Michelle is a brilliant, accomplished woman in her own and Mellie an artificial enhanced thing who sold herself to a charlatan.. Fake degrees and all







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[IcyPeas]

24. Doesn't the NRA have a magazine

Mad Magazine still does special edition magazines.

[eilen]

25. Usually there is an article about the First Lady

inside the magazine. It is generally an interview where they discuss what the First Lady is doing, their latest endeavors as First Lady. What the hell do you write about a houseplant?

okay, at any rate, I bet she has been on a magazine or two. Probably ones that James Woods does not buy. It is probably faux outrage. I'd be shocked if she hasn't been on the cover of one of the Christian magazines for example. And isn't Trump good friends with the guy that owns the Enquirer? I'm sure she has been on there too.. ("Melania's beauty secrets revealed" etc.).

[greymattermom]

58. My houseplants are looking forward to moving to my deck

around the first of April.

[IcyPeas]

75. the Enquirer suspiciously Never have any trumps on their cover. /nt

[Skittles]

28. there is nothing remotely interesting about Melania

she is a gold digger and nothing more

she has accomplished NOTHING on her own - NOTHING

[hlthe2b]

31. "Sad Sack" loves to emulate Trump's constant scowl. Who wants to look at THAT?

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Just like their signatures are nearly identical in ridiculous angry "strikes"...


Something is really wrong with BOTH of them

[Grokenstein]

37. Ye gods.

No wonder they constantly seek to cause misery. After all, it loves company.

...But hey, "hashtag, winning," amirite? She has to be around that shitty mess every day, and despite all the bluster and smeeeerking and evident delusion, he knows deep down inside that he'll never, ever measure up to That Black Guy he hates so much--and he lives in fear that his entire regime could collapse at any time.

[Fullduplexxx]

32. Snowflakes

[riversedge]

33. #MAGA fans learned how the whine #boss #Trumpy

[whistler162]

35. I thought Melania made the latest issue of

Green Card Scammers Quarterly! Or was it her parents?

[sprinkleeninow]

38. Whats their beef. I thot she made the cover of Vague Magazine at least once.

🤣

[SummerSnow]

39. Maybe more Trumpers should own magazines then.

[VOX]

41. Ohh, the poor dears on the right. So hated. So excluded. So forgotten. So oppressed. Cry, cry, cry.

Never seen/heard so much wailing, rending of garments and gnashing of teeth.

EVERYTHING that issues from their collective mouth is either: 1) Hate, in many forms; or 2) “Playing the victim.”

That’s it. That’s their entire shtick.

[smirkymonkey]

61. +1000

Exactly!

[maxrandb]

42. I couldn't find her in the magazine

All the pages were stuck together.

[BlueJac]

43. Why would a mail order bride be on the cover Vogue?

[Generic Brad]

47. She's better suited for the cover of Vague

If only it existed.

[MissMillie]

74. that's very funny (n/t)

.

[Vinca]

44. Have they checked the XXX store?

[doc03]

45. Well Larry Flynt is a Democrat so I guess that's

why she isn't in Husler

[KY_EnviroGuy]

46. Message to wingnut James Woods.....

Get a life, arsehole.........

[HAB911]

48. James Woods

TOO FUNNY

[sinkingfeeling]

49. Because she has nothing important to say.

[In It to Win It]

50. More importantly... who the fuck is James Woods?

[brewens]

51. She might try doing something worthwhile that would get her some positive coverage.

I know. Next opportunity to interact with other world leaders, how about showing off her linguistic abilities. Like maybe lunch with the French first lady. She speaks fluent French right?

[woodsprite]

54. Real magazines want an article of substance

Accompany the pictures.

Maybe Playboy or Hustler would be interested in her “being best”.

[Hugin]

55. This is yet another distraction.

Who cares? Even the caterwauling right-wing MAGAts probably don't care, not really... It's best to ignore this horseshit in the age of the troll.

[gratuitous]

60. Dear Mr. Woods: Those magazines are trying to be best

It's an homage!

(Let's see if that fools that fool.)

[Paladin]

62. How predictable, that Melania would end up being James Woods' kind of woman. (nt)

[Nature Man]

63. It's because she's a whore

[Goodheart]

64. She's weird-looking, sorry.

[Demovictory9]

78. lots of surgery

[lark]

66. We have seen her dyspectic frown too often at formal events.

No one (except some idiotic males) would want to see her voluntarily at other venues - she'd just turn people away. She hates us, hates America and Americans and has made that knows every way humanly possible and we reciprocate but disdaining the porno model, liar, plaigarist, racial hater and would be grifter. The only times we've seen a real smile was when she was leaning in to Trudeau and before that PUtin.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

68. Jayne Mansfield was stunning, but

that wouldn’t get her on the cover of Vogue.

[Caliman73]

69. So they don't trust the power of the free market?

I am confused.

Right wingers always talk about the "free market" knowing what is best. When media gives Trump unlimited time for every fart that comes out of his head they say, "He sells". Perhaps it is just that Melania does not sell. She does not resonate with the average person. People want to see and hear about Michelle Obama, wonderful mother, accomplished attorney, and all around beautiful woman inside and out.

Why would they not just conclude that it is the market, demanding to see Michelle rather than Melania. All first ladies can't be like Jackie Kennedy or Michelle Obama.

[MissMillie]

76. Maybe, just maybe

She's been asked and has turned it down.

There's always the possibility that her husband has asked her not to be in the public eye very much... after all, that might detract attention from HIM.

[Thomas Hurt]

77. tsk, tsk, damn conservatives thinking the world owes them something...LOL

[mercuryblues]

79. Maybe if they actually opened a magazine

to the center, they could find her photos

[BigDemVoter]

81. Ok. . . .

Let's be 100% honest here. For the record, I am NOT calling the FLOTUS a 'whore', but had Michelle Obama posed nude; made racy, lesbian-themed photos and in short had married a rich man in a transparent attempt to get to his money, she would have been called a slut and/or a whore and god knows what else. . . . And ALL of these insults would have come directly from right wing politicians and journalists. . . .

I, for one, am sick to DEATH of Malaria Trump and her fucking STUPID husband. Malaria should have her citizenship yanked, and she should be deported DIRECTLY back to wherever the fuck she came from. . . And her goddamned parents should be shipped back with her.

[WyattKansas]

82. Maybe magazines don't want to ruin their 'brand' by putting a hooker on the cover?

After all, how many times has a popular magazine put hookers on the cover?
Maybe the raunchy porn mags?

[Grins]

84. Open the link and then read the comments

Only six, but they’re good. More will come.

[gopiscrap]

85. she's a greedy pos

why would you want to see her face more than you have to?

[KentuckyWoman]

86. Maybe Hustler will put her on a cover.

You know.. wearing only the I don't care jacket.

[Vivienne235729]

87. Trumpettes need to look for Redneck Vogue? Or Trailers Today? Seems more fitting