This is illegal and extremely dangerous....

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

[msongs]

1. really, thoughts and prayers are free and just as effective nt

[Archae]

2. You really think Bakker gives a shit if it's dangerous?

If he gets busted selling this snake oil, he'll scream "Christian persecution" just like he did when he was busted for cheating PTL members and cheating on his wife.

[customerserviceguy]

3. This asshat

has been selling snake oil his entire life. I'm surprised that one of his donors from decades ago hasn't already shot him.

[Initech]

4. I'd be curious to know what the AMA and the CDC's stance on this is.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

5. I'm surprised no bucket included?

Clown show.

[llmart]

6. Once a charlatan, always a charlatan.

Maybe someone in the throes of coronavirus can stop by Jimmie's house and pick up a bottle of two, and while they're at it, have a cup of tea. Spend some time with Jimmie.

[Baked Potato]

7. With a style old as the hills...

[dewsgirl]

8. Hmm...where have I seen this before? That's right, Forsythia

the fake cure Jude Law's character was hawking in the movie Contagion.
And it's made clear in the movie each and every one of them can sue him.

[BillyBobBrilliant]

9. "No other elixir available...

is as strong as ours. None as Invigorating,
none as Strengthening, Healthful … nor as Refreshing.
This wonderful and remarkable discovery cures all the ills that afflict
man or beast. Heal it up and hair it over. If our elixir doesn’t help you
… you are most likely dead already.
If you are afflicted with swellings, sprains, sore chests, contracted
cords or muscles, stiff joints, wrenches, dislocations, cuts, bruises,
apply our specially prepared elixir for instantaneous relief.
If you are suffering from constipation, liver complains even dyspepsia
… simply take a single spoonful to begin the healing process
instantly. Plus …Professor Mack’s Miracle Elixir of Life is the only
proven cure for Stoutness! No family can afford to be without this …
safeguard against noxious things of all kinds … a true life renewer!"
---Professor Mack’s Traveling Medicine Show Spiel

[ffr]

10. Kult Kool-aid is finally being sold to the followers.

I was wondering how long it would take.

[tblue37]

11. Maybe they can mix it with the bleach that Qanon believers drink to cure all ills. nt