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rustydog

(9,186 posts)
Thu Feb 13, 2020, 10:26 PM Feb 2020

My suggested SNL cold open addressing Evangelical love for Trump:

Trump and Franklin Graham are having dinner in the White House cramming Big Macs and Mac Fries down their throats as they watch Hannity on Fox. They are making disparaging comments about gays, libtards and the joke of global warming as they continue to cram food in their throats. Then Obama's image comes up on screen and Trump and Graham gag on their hamburgers dying immediately.

Cut to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is seated enjoying a heavenly cup of coffee when Trump and Graham plop down in front of him.
He spews coffee in their faces, recognizes them and quickly swats a red button at the gate marked "Slide to Hell"

The camera shows the two sliding directly into Hell...
"Live from New York, It's SATURDAY NIGHT!"

Waddya think?

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My suggested SNL cold open addressing Evangelical love for Trump: (Original Post) rustydog Feb 2020 OP
Terrible. They will never due a skit showing any president dying. jimfields33 Feb 2020 #1
Not sure about SNL, but it could work for reality TV jls4561 Feb 2020 #2

jimfields33

(15,787 posts)
1. Terrible. They will never due a skit showing any president dying.
Thu Feb 13, 2020, 10:30 PM
Feb 2020

The democratic candidates will have the opening until the election.

jls4561

(1,257 posts)
2. Not sure about SNL, but it could work for reality TV
Thu Feb 13, 2020, 10:58 PM
Feb 2020

Tonight on BRAVO! Hypocrites and Liars Burn! Right after "Real Housewives"!

Still, you deserve credit for a funny idea.

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