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Happy Valentine's Day! (Original Post) TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 OP
Happy Valentine's Day! stonecutter357 Feb 2020 #1
heh Skittles Feb 2020 #2
Take my wife. TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #3

stonecutter357

(12,693 posts)
1. Happy Valentine's Day!
Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:30 PM
Feb 2020

"Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays."

~Red Skelton
Vincennes Lodge No. 1, Indiana

Skittles

(153,111 posts)
2. heh
Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:41 PM
Feb 2020

my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car, but she wants me to drive

Rodney Dangerfield

TheBlackAdder

(28,167 posts)
3. Take my wife.
Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:47 PM
Feb 2020

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PLEASE!

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

- Henny Youngman

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