Things you won't hear at a MAGA rally

[kpete]

[MyOwnPeace]

1. And........

"According to what I read in the paper..........."

[marble falls]

2. .... and "I just know I'll leave smarter than when I came in!"

[jayschool2013]

3. "Mmmm. Arugula!"

"And are those medjool dates? My favorite!"

[lark]

4. What book have you read lately?

Where have you been volunteering recently?

[CaptYossarian]

10. "Mein Kampf"

The diverse crowd is both Catholics and Protestants.

[FakeNoose]

21. I doubt that any of them have read Mein Kampf

... even though they would agree with the politics. I found that book almost unreadable myself.

Just sayin'

[CaptYossarian]

34. There's no pop-up version yet.

[lastlib]

5. "Here's my Mensa membership card."

"Yes, I just read 'The Fourteen Defining Characteristics of Fascism,' and they ALL apply. I'm outa here."

[MyOwnPeace]

6. "Let's split early and go grab a hamberder........."

[kag]

31. Actually, that one probably comes up a lot.

Even magats can't stand his boring ass for very long. And you know they go straight to McD's when they leave.

[not fooled]

7. "According to this passage...

...in the Beatitudes..."

[MyOwnPeace]

37. Well, if THEY had been there..........

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. "I prefer a kinder, gentler Jesus."

[oldsoftie]

9. "I graduated!!"

I usually dont go there, but its a joke.

[BSdetect]

11. Does Fox News seem slightly biased to you?

[DBoon]

12. "Excuse me"

or any other statement of ordinary politeness

[magicarpet]

13. God Bless them,... isn't that gay couple cute.

[IronLionZion]

14. If they have Anglos, Saxons, Nordics, and Russians, then it's very diverse

They claim to be very open-minded for allowing Irish, Italians, and Slavic people for now. But those folks will be in for a surprise in round 2.

[Newkophile65]

15. De Niro is one hell of a smart guy

Robert De Niro said a lot of good things today

[spooky3]

27. You just received my final heart! Welcome to DU. nt

[MyOwnPeace]

38. Nicely played, Spooky3!!!

Welcome, Newko!

[spooky3]

39. Why thank you, MyOwnPeace!

[tavernier]

16. Ralph Waldo Emerson.

[Aristus]

17. "As Shakespeare wrote..."

n/t

[VOX]

18. "Glad to be rid of those awful Confederate monuments!"

“I really understand how hurtful those are to African Americans.”

[marble falls]

19. "Did he just really say that???"

[Karadeniz]

20. ANY quotes of Jesus's teachings.

[Different Drummer]

22. "I don't believe everything I hear at these rallies."

DD

[Different Drummer]

23. "In my spare time, I often go to libraries or bookstores."

DD

[bucolic_frolic]

24. especially the last one

is he forming a coalition of dictators? we're on the nazi side this time? the make america go away crowd?

are we making progress for all our uproar?

[central scrutinizer]

25. I'm worried about climate change

And how it will affect my kids' future

[LakeArenal]

26. Bring me your huddled masses yearning to be free. Or

Liberty and justice for all.

[Midnightwalk]

28. Au Contraire I bet you would hear.

We have a good group tonight. Racists, misogynists, and homophobes.

They also probably rate themselves as great parents.

[pansypoo53219]

29. i just joined MENSA.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

30. We should clean up after ourselves.

The mess the magats left in Wildwood NJ.

link

[kag]

32. "Please," "Thank you," "Excuse me"...

[KSNY]

33. "Si, hablo espanol" "Ja, ich spreche Deutsche" "Oui, je parle francais", ...

"Yes, I master the English language with nuance and accuracy."

[Different Drummer]

35. "I was reading at a twelfth-grade level in the sixth grade."

DD

[Different Drummer]

36. Kick!

DD

[spooky3]

40. "...after you, please." Nt