Caesar Trump to grace the vulgate with bread and circuses

[Tommy_Carcetti]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/02/trump-to-take-a-lap-at-daytona-500-while-being-driven-in-the-presidential-limousine-reports/amp/?__twitter_impression=true


In other words, he’s gonna be driving laps at Daytona.

I suppose this is some sort of Impeachment Acquittal Victory Dealio?

I mean, at least when Dubya donned his flight suit, it was for a fake victory celebration for a real war.

[dalton99a]

1. The emperor's chariot:

[luvs2sing]

2. Can we hope it isn't going fast enough..

and rolls down that banked track?

[Wounded Bear]

3. Unfortunately, it'll do 45mph on 4 flat tires...

it's a really hardened vehicle.

[handmade34]

4. it's not real unless

he is driving himself, in one of these, going 400 mph

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. I don't care to see him drive one of those. ...

But I'd like video of Trump trying to get into the car and into the driver's seat.

It's easy, Mr President sir, just pull yourself up by the roof edge, then go in feet first, feet in the well in front of the seat. No problem for someone as slim and vigorous as himself.