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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRick Wilson strikes again: Roger Stone and Bill Barr -
Its not every day that a degenerate former swinger and serial scumbag who built a career based on a single line of bullshit and self-fellation so constant and vigorous that it is practically a yogic art form stands before the bar of justice, but here we are. Roger Stone is, as he loves to be, in the center of a national political scandal, and with his sentencing approaching in just days, Stone hoped the Trump Justice Department would save him from a well-deserved sentence of seven to nine years in prison....
The Trump media has been bleating for two days now that the original sentence recommended by the career Justice Department officials that Stone serve his twilight years breaking rocks, stamping out license plates, and working in a prison call center was a massive miscarriage of justice, a horror beyond words and reason, and a grim penalty for a wee, decrepit old dandy barely able to totter to the stand in his own defense....
As Trump seeks to settle scores, terrify future witnesses, and generally act out all the fantasies in his authoritarian spank bank, Barr is his chief fluffer. Trumps fantasy of having another Roy Cohn has come to life, with all of Cohns mendacity and amorality, but in a size 54 stout from Mens Wearhouse...
At least some justice has come for Fort Lauderdales most prominent Penguin cosplayer and sleaze-ball boulevardier already. Trump left his former confidant hanging for two years, reducing Stone to penury in a one-bedroom apartment. Even if Trump pardons him, Stone will never work in politics again at any serious level not that he did anyway.
The Trump media has been bleating for two days now that the original sentence recommended by the career Justice Department officials that Stone serve his twilight years breaking rocks, stamping out license plates, and working in a prison call center was a massive miscarriage of justice, a horror beyond words and reason, and a grim penalty for a wee, decrepit old dandy barely able to totter to the stand in his own defense....
As Trump seeks to settle scores, terrify future witnesses, and generally act out all the fantasies in his authoritarian spank bank, Barr is his chief fluffer. Trumps fantasy of having another Roy Cohn has come to life, with all of Cohns mendacity and amorality, but in a size 54 stout from Mens Wearhouse...
At least some justice has come for Fort Lauderdales most prominent Penguin cosplayer and sleaze-ball boulevardier already. Trump left his former confidant hanging for two years, reducing Stone to penury in a one-bedroom apartment. Even if Trump pardons him, Stone will never work in politics again at any serious level not that he did anyway.
All the rest here: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/political-commentary/roger-stone-bill-barr-donald-trump-impeachment-justice-department-952253/?fbclid=IwAR1GJ0kcNtHHuwfK0TCL-87rGFXk4r4uNLJ2Vav3Tv614DM98QqmCJUj9Lw
Yes, Wilson is a Republican but he's one of the best and funniest political writers I know of.
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Rick Wilson strikes again: Roger Stone and Bill Barr - (Original Post)
The Velveteen Ocelot
Feb 2020
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guillaumeb
(42,649 posts)1. Recommended before I even read the rest,
simply for the first line.
A Yogic art form.
Wounded Bear
(63,970 posts)2. Mr Wilson can sure turn a phrase...
Stinky The Clown
(68,937 posts)3. A smart man, is Mr. Wilson.
Yes, indeedy.
Mike 03
(18,690 posts)4. Great stuff. I especially hope this part is true:
reducing Stone to penury in a one-bedroom apartment
Where will he put all of his tacky clothes?
