Mitt's very busy Day One

[madamesilverspurs]

This is a series in progress, suggestions are welcome!"

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[Angry Dragon]

1. Willard Romney promises to voucher old people

[madamesilverspurs]

6. Here ya go...

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[Angry Dragon]

7. Such a personal touch on ones' post

thanks

[NYC_SKP]

2. K/R (nt)

[chollybocker]

3. "Mitt will try to amend the US Constitution

to deny gay people the same rights and freedoms that are enshrined for all other American citizens.

Despite this lack of full and equal citizenship, gay people will still be required to fulfill 100% of their tax obligations."

Something like that?

[madamesilverspurs]

5. Howziss?

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[chollybocker]

8. Better! Thanks!

[jillan]

4. Rachel just did a very disturbing piece on torture & then played a clip of Mitt wanting to go back

to torturing people.

[chollybocker]

9. Day 1: Mitt calls together the leaders of the free world,

and informs them how much their Olympic Games sucked (esp. compared to His.)

Day 2: Mitt calls his Swiss bankers to assure them that it was all! just! a little! joke! he-he he-he hh-hh hh....