Ugh! Twitler is at the Daytona 500.

[muntrv]

His motorcade is circling the track.

[Newest Reality]

1. Here are some features from the event:

To save people from having to watch it, (these are exclusives):

Special treats will be offered for the Great Leader's victory lap, yummy:



Here he is inspecting the vehicle. It looks neat and spiffy:



He looks displeased with the steering wheel, however. Everyone is very worried about that:



Here is just one of the proud sponsors:

[woodsprite]

2. Great! Now he's going to say

He won. He came in first. Left ‘me all in the dust. Couldn’t even see them in his rear view.

[Windy City Charlie]

3. As usual

He's making this event about himself....he's squeezing the attention out of this as much as he possibly can, so that people are talking about him after it's over, instead of the race itself.