trash has to make the daytonna all about him...then the weather changes and it is raining hard

[demtenjeep]

he fucks up every time he touches something

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Everything Trump Touches Dies

Everything.

[dewsgirl]

2. I wondered if it would rain, I know it was in the forecast.

[Wellstone ruled]

3. And all them Goobers just floated away.

[Different Drummer]

4. Well, then...we'll just have to do something about that in November.

DD

[malaise]

5. He broke the law

That vehicle is owned by US taxpayers and he used it for a campaign rally stunt

[Baitball Blogger]

9. +1

[treestar]

15. Indeed.

He is a con.

[Historic NY]

21. +1

[liberal N proud]

6. Some preacher should say it's God telling the goo ol boys it's because trump is a crook

On wait, only liberals cause bad thing from God.

[AllaN01Bear]

7. the weather must have known he was comink

[Cartoonist]

8. What did he say?

A mechanic came up to me, a real strong guy, and said, "Sir, I couldn't even start my car when Obama was president. It now goes faster and gets better mileage since you saved us."

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Lol. Don't forget the tears in his eyes.

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. Heh.

[smirkymonkey]

12. He's in Stupid Heaven with all his stupid cult members.

[Roland99]

13. Everything he touches turns to shit

Link to tweet

[DemoTex]

19. RadarScope

[Roland99]

14. And it's official. Daytona 500 delayed til tomorrow

[LiberalArkie]

16. Is Trump going to get a do-over?

[SunSeeker]

17. Everything Trump touches dies.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

18. They are all over Twitter thanking him and adoring

him. Having fun going low with them. Sorry Michelle.

[JDC]

20. He's got the Shitheal Touch

It all turns to shit whenever he gets his short fingered Vulgarien hands on it.

W/O exception.

[Mr.Bill]

22. I bet he would go over big

at Roller Derby, too.

[bdamomma]

23. good

mother nature stepped in.