Andrea Junker WINS TODAY'S INTERNET for her response to Trump's Presidents Day tweet.

[Miles Archer]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

HAPPY PRESIDENT’S DAY!

9:16 AM · Feb 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Link to tweet

Andrea Junker
@Strandjunker

“Human happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.” George Washington

“Whatever you are, be a good one.” Abraham Lincoln

“We are the change that we seek.” Barack Obama

“HORSEFACE!”
“Shitholes!”
“Covfefe.”
“I’m fucked.” Donald John Trump*

#PresidentsDay
*impeached

Link to tweet

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. Perfect!

Hope someone shows that to MF45

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Donnie does not qualify as one of the GREATS....

WHO will go down in history for Wisdom, Fortitude, Justice, and Temperance.

[calimary]

25. Oh he'll go down in history, alright. Straight down to a permanent spot

At the very bottom of the list. The list will f great presidents.

But if you compile a list of worst presidents, THEN he zooms straight to the top.

Technically, though, he shouldn’t qualify for this because he got to the White House illegitimately. He CHEATED. Using the help of a foreign ADVERSARY.

[lastlib]

31. His pResidency should always have an asterisk beside it.

And a dagger (†) too--Asterisk for being installed by Putin and Electoral College; Dagger for being impeached but not removed by a corrupt Senate.

[calimary]

33. Yep. TWO distinctions deserving permanent mention.

[lastlib]

39. But ONLY those two!

Everything else should be repealed, revoked, torn down (wall) or otherwise obliterated from history. ALL of his judicial appointments should have an asterisk, to follow every action they take, every decision they make.

[calimary]

41. This! This too!

[RVN VET71]

38. I hope so, I really do.

But history is written by the victors. Give Trump a second term and Stephen Miller will be the chief historian and Trump will emerge as a great emancipator, more popular even than George or Abe and held up as a shining and "chosen" contrast to the sinners who preceded him.

He must be defeated in November or America, past, present, and future, is dead.

[TNNurse]

3. He thinks this day is about him.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

20. "You're so vain, I bet you think this day is about you..."

[TNNurse]

21. Exactly

[Laura PourMeADrink]

4. The "I'm fucked" comment may be the much under-reported

Thing trump has ever said. If it didn't imply guilt nothing does.

[gembaby1]

5. Well, you know Donald Trump..

Soooooooo inspiring....

[marble falls]

6. We missed a chance to fund raise for all Democratic candidates on "Impeached President's Day".

[zentrum]

7. Too bad Washington

......was a slave holder. The biggest slave holder and thereby, the richest man in America, at that time.

Maybe they tell the truth about our history in High School in this era. But I doubt it.

Not obvious to me how all this hagiography is much different from revering Confederate statues and flags in the South, without ever facing what really happened.

Country has a big problem. If we were to tell the truth it would be an earthquake within our received myths. At least for white people.

[Wounded Bear]

13. Most of the Founding Fathers were slave holders...

Slavery was pretty common in the North until the early 1800's, and was still legal in many northern states until the 13th Amendment was passed, after the Civil War.

Yeah, US History has been largely white washed in our typical school curriculum.

[zentrum]

16. Yup. They were.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

34. In fact,

slavery was pretty common all over the world, in almost every culture and country, until the last few hundred years. Personally, I cannot condemn, nor do I condone, the fact many Founding Fathers owned slaves. It was the prevailing culture when they lived.

[packman]

17. I'm watching the History show "Washington" - Highly recommend it

They didn't whitewash the fact he owned slaves. It did point out that the one person Washington relied on and confided in was his personal slave , last name Lee - can't remember his first name , who traveled with him in the early days of the Revolution.

EDIT ADDITION:

After a quick search found this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Lee_(valet)

[zentrum]

24. Thanks Packman.

[CaptYossarian]

8. Who was Horseface? He wouldn't go after Ann Coulter, would he?

Almost 8 billion people and I don't have a second choice.

[karin_sj]

10. I think he was referring to Stormy Daniels

Although Coulter is more appropriate!

[CaptYossarian]

14. I don't remember what she looks like.

More people can pick Coulter-geist out of a line-up.

[Chemisse]

43. I doubt it has anything to do with her actual appearance.

Donnie is an asshole like that.

[wnylib]

19. Somebody handed him a framed

mirror and told him it was a Dem portrait.

[CaptYossarian]

26. If it was a mirror, he'd see a horse's ass.

[Different Drummer]

27. Indeed!

DD

[wnylib]

35. True. But either way, he would be too

stupid to know it was a mirror and would give a knee jerk response if told it was a Dem. And it would be the only time he ever spoke the truth about himself.

[steventh]

32. tRump* called Stormy Daniels "horseface." Carly Fiorina denounced him for it.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/412192-carly-fiorina-condemns-trumps-horseface-attack-against-stormy-daniels

Former Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina on Thursday denounced President Trump for referring to Stormy Daniels as a “horseface,” saying it brought political insults to a “new low.”

Fiorina, who campaigned against Trump during the 2016 GOP presidential primary, appeared on CNN’s “Anderson Cooper 360” to discuss Trump’s attacks on the adult-film star.

"I think the habit of insulting one's political enemies is unfortunately long standing in this country, and he has brought it to a new low," Fiorina said.

Fiorina also faced insults on her appearance from Trump during the 2016 Republican Primaries.

“Look at that face," then-candidate Trump told Rolling Stone of Fiorina. "Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?”

[CaptYossarian]

37. There have been so many insults, I can't remember them all.

[steventh]

40. Too true. I can't remember most of them either especially the most recent ones.

The Stormy and Fiorina insults were among the first I noticed. They were so shocking at the time they just stuck in my mind. Unfortunately. Won't it be great when he's off the tv and front pages of the newspapers. Can't be soon enough.

[CaptYossarian]

47. He needs to pull a Nixon and resign, then pull a Quayle and disappear.

[Chemisse]

44. The Fiorina one was pretty memorable.

She made good use of it during the debate too.

Too bad Trumpites didn't care if he threw third-grade insults at a woman in a professional contest.

[CaptYossarian]

46. Someone else referred to what he said about her.

He's really a shallow person. Maybe the most shallow in history--and not just in politics.

If People Magazine had been around in 1860, would Abe be the sexiest man alive? America voted for him anyway. Sure, they were all white males, but he won nonetheless.

With Trump's yellow hair, orange face and red neck, we can call him Froot Loops.

[spanone]

9. K&R...

[Joinfortmill]

11. Spot on

[PatrickforO]

12. He's SUCH a jerk. This is funny but the sad, sick joke is on all of us

for letting such a shit-bag be elected.

Sorry, I'm not real cheerful. I just got up and before that dreamed I was on vacation and my phone shattered. Then I couldn't dial the new phone because it had these little tiny buttons.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[CaptYossarian]

15. You had Trump's custom-sized phone?

Give everyone the number. He might want to talk to a Nigerian prince.

[PatrickforO]

36. LOL. Must have been :)

[Backseat Driver]

18. Excellent!

[Vinca]

22. That's priceless.

By the way, I call it "Remember When We Had a Sane President Day."

[Hermit-The-Prog]

23. Needs to be about a million "people are talking about this".

[sinkingfeeling]

28. It's "Presidents' Day". Trying again to make it all about him.

[smirkymonkey]

29. Perfect!

[Grokenstein]

30. "Whatever you are, be a good one." Abraham Lincoln

But there's no such thing as a good piece of $#!%, so Generalissimo Corpulente set out to become the biggest instead.

[warmfeet]

42. 75% are brilliant, exceptional.

25% is vomitous inducing. In this case, 3 out of 4 is not nearly good enough. Let us change the equation - November 3rd, 2020.

Get the vote out or it might get you.

[Blue Owl]

45. Photo Quiz: Which of these 4 Presidents just shit his diaper?

n/t