Tweet of the day from YS!

[George II]

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Just went to Stephen Miller’s gift registry for his wedding and god damn it!!All the baby cages were bought already.
What’s the next best thing to get a baby snatcher if all the cages are taken?

[EndlessWire]

1. LOL! n/t

[iscooterliberally]

2. I would go with a giant lollypop and a butterfly net maybe?

[lastlib]

3. Man, I don't know! He already has several copies of ''Mein Kampf.''

[lame54]

4. I'm sure his bride would like a vomit bucket

[CaptYossarian]

5. Maybe a lobotomy or electroshock therapy.

Or the treatment they gave Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

[leftieNanner]

9. Oh My Gosh!

I had nightmares about that Clockwork Orange scene!!

A few years ago four boys came to our house to trick-or-treat on Halloween and they had on white shirts and bowler hats, with the eye make up. And I exclaimed "Clockwork Orange!". They were so excited that someone knew who they were supposed to be. And then those fierce boys got all excited about the fact that I was giving out caramels for candy. Funny.

[CaptYossarian]

11. That was the ultimate in Aversion Therapy.

[TygrBright]

6. Large-mammal veterinary sedatives. n/t

[relayerbob]

7. Were they out of white pointy hoods?

[jmbar2]

8. I read elsewhere that they have wedding registers at

Bed Bug and Beyond

[leftieNanner]

10. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Thanks for the huge laugh!

I believe they are opening a new store in Mar-a-lago.