Melania is getting a terrific award from Palm Beach Atlantic University.

[Grasswire2]

I checked out this university.

Xian, $24,000 per year, acceptance rate 97 percent, graduation rate 46 percent!!

What an accomplishment!!

[imanamerican63]

1. Formerly known as "Trump U?

[apcalc]

2. Sounds like a hokey institution-just the name...

[Dennis Donovan]

3. I wonder who she'll *escort* to the event?

Escort. *cough*

[dewsgirl]

5. lol 🤣

[rurallib]

4. something to do with her kidneys?

[Submariner]

6. The Melania Award will probably be a University degree in "How to Nab a Millionaire"

The courses will be:

1.- Gold digging 101. This course will teach you how to flash your trash at your target and get him to grab your p****.

2.- Vomit control while conceiving your anchor baby 102. This course will show you how to keep it down when your sitting on his mushroom cap trying to keep the little thing from slipping out, so that you don't heave on his face during this whole disgusting, but necessary, experience.

3.- Dreaming of Having Sex with Prime Ministers 201: This course will teach women how to flirt with other national leaders, like a prime minister, but still go home with the equivalent of blue balls.

[gratuitous]

7. Terrific, yes, but is it a major award?

Is it Italian?

[Grasswire2]

13. hahah

thanks for the reference. "FRA-GEE-LAY!" Must be Italian.

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Is this the same one she got back in early January?

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/entertainment/20200106/melania-trump-first-lady-named-woman-of-distinction?fbclid=IwAR3HLZkcGkrWCA1zRdmuBnj5hCRMnLX8MkKyhZpHIlTnELR_lzQMYVqTiiw

There was a thread about it then as well;

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212848396

[Maraya1969]

9. Harvard has a 5% acceptance rate and 98% graduation rate. Only $14K

[msongs]

10. she only has two assets. will she get an award for each? nt

[Tanuki]

11. Swell. Is she going to show up and "impress" them by reading the Lord's Prayer from a cheat sheet

again?

[Totally Tunsie]

12. Whose basement are classes held in?

Sounds like a real winner for that resume!

[COLGATE4]

14. Be Best!