Paula White Claims to Have Gone to the Throne Room of Heaven Where She Saw the Face of God

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White claims to have recently been transported to the Throne Room of Heaven, where she received a new “mantle” and anointing from God.

In a video posted on YouTube by user Jennifer Veterans4truth, White appears to have recounted her trip to Heaven while recently preaching at Apostle Guillermo Maldonado’s church in Miami, Florida, judging by the fact that she is wearing the same outfit and preaching in the same chapel as in this other video posted on Maldonado’s King Jesus Ministry YouTube page on February 11.

White, a prosperity gospel preacher and current White House aide, claimed that a weight suddenly fell upon her that pushed her to the floor, at which point her spirit ascended to Heaven.

“I literally went to the Throne Room of God,” she said. “There was a mist that was coming off the water, and I went to the throne of God, and I didn’t see God’s face clearly, but I saw the face of God … I knew it was the face of God.”

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/paula-white-claims-to-have-gone-to-the-throne-room-of-heaven-where-she-saw-the-face-of-god/

Do they have gold toilets in heaven?

[The Blue Flower]

1. She knew it by its orangeness

nt

[Aristus]

2. Too bad she came back...

n/t

[Raster]

4. No choice. Gawd* didn't want her.

#FalseProfit #LetUsPrey

[TheBlackAdder]

45. GOD said, "Who the fuck let this trash get in here?"

[smirkymonkey]

46. +1000

[TheBlackAdder]

49. Flashback: The last time God was asleep at the wheel, a serpent entered the Garden too.

[spanone]

3. Delusional Deplorable.

[FiveGoodMen]

5. And people who believe that shit can vote!

[malchickiwick]

6. Kooks gotta kook.

Koo Koo

[budkin]

7. How much Old Crow did it take to get there?

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[magicarpet]

33. Thunderbird Wine,... with 20% formaldehyde...

.... better than magic mushrooms. You hallucinate but it is scarry visions of Satan at work vomiting, pissing, and shitting all over heaven with the intent of turning the place into a house of ill repute.

[Autumn]

8. She took the brown acid. People were warned.

[CatMor]

9. We would sure like her to tell us what God looks like ..

but she covered herself by claiming she didn't see the face clear.

[jberryhill]

10. Wow

Amazing that there are "Christians" who swallow that horseshit. For her to claim she's seen the face of God is downright blasphemous.

[Blue_true]

68. Yep. nt

[jberryhill]

74. Straight out of Revelations

[Blue_true]

91. I will take your word. Bullshit gives me hives, so I stay away from the bible.

Interestingly I was raised in a Christian family and have two close family that are ministers and one who is a church elder. They probably think that I am going to burn in hell, I seriously doubt that. I have to admit that they are cool people, except for the BS that they embrace.

[Leghorn21]

11. "I knew it was the face of God"

Yeah okay then Paula

[rurallib]

12. And as evidence of her trip she showed a .....................

?????

I think she is full of shi -- er -- Trump

[Norbert]

13. Ma'am, this is the women's rest room at Macy's

[KentuckyWoman]

67. Duzy

[ibegurpard]

14. Why didn't she stay there?

[ooky]

61. He probably didn't want her.

"Get away ye evil one".

[Yavin4]

15. And God whispered to her aide....

God:"Why is she here?...Well, she shouldn't be here. Tell Mortimer he made a mistake...Send her back....I don't care...send her back now. Get her out of here now....Thank you."


God:"Oh, you're doing a great job. This is not on you...This is not your fault....Thank you."

[C_U_L8R]

16. Put down the bong, Paula.

[Butterflylady]

56. And stop doing that acid!

[dawg day]

17. The line between zealotry and insanity is often fuzzy.

Then again, she's probably crazy like a fox. It's made her a lot of money from the gullible and their orange czar.

[sakabatou]

18. She's trying to bilk her flock for more money

[FiveGoodMen]

21. ...which pretty much always works.

[scarytomcat]

44. yes she told them to not pay their bills

and send the money to her

[malaise]

19. OK then crazy lady

although I think it was that golden toilet that needs 14 flushes like your idiot brain

[defacto7]

20. Thpthpthpthpthp....

[3catwoman3]

22. Willing suspension of disbelief is fine when...

...going to the movies or reading fiction.

It’s a damn stupid way to live your real life. What a bunch of swill.

[itcfish]

23. She has to stop

Hitting that Jack Daniels

[ElementaryPenguin]

24. And the Lord had Trump's face!

Amazing!

[dewsgirl]

25. I believe it was her the other day, that told people to send her

their electric bill money, God was happy with them for supporting Trump.

[sdfernando]

26. What was she doing in the whitehouse bathroom?

...and why would she go in there when his orange lardass was using it?

[Blue_true]

69. She said a heavy weight fell on her. That part may be true at least. nt

[dweller]

27. her new mantle

needs to be a straight jacket



✌🏼

[sdfernando]

28. Well people claim to see the face of Jaysus in toast....

why not the face of gawd in a turd in a golden throne?

[gay texan]

30. So did i!

Except I was on LSD and had Black Sabbath on 78 RPM...

[gelsdorf]

36. Wow man!! I did that with Grand Funk !! ;) n/t

[The Genealogist]

43. Most of what I saw while on LSD was people's heads melting

Although I did write the Greek letter psi on a paper towel in big red magic marker and proclaimed that the meaning of life was contained in it. No deity faces for me. I want a refund!

[dawg]

86. Black Sabbath pretty much turns into Yes at 78 RPM ...

Yes did a 20 minute song called "The Revealing Science of God", so your story pretty much checks out.

[gratuitous]

31. Be sure to recount this story to your "serious" Trump supporting friends

They're out there, the Trumpistas who are serious about their fealty to Needy Amin, because of definite, concrete actions he's bragged about (whether he did them or not is immaterial). They would greatly prefer to ignore this kind of bullshit, but it attends every last spot in Trump's retinue. Lunatic ravings of Trump's spiritual adviser shouldn't be overlooked. Make Trump's supporters own Sister Paula's hallucinations.

[BigDemVoter]

32. Thanks! I just spit coffee out on my desk and hit my screen!

OMG-- Do people really believe this kind of horseshit?

[Iggo]

34. There are grown ass people who believe that shit.

[brooklynite]

35. I'm guessing the decor was a tacky as Trump's apartment

[Andy823]

37. Just another way

to fleece the flock of all their money. I bet trump gets a cut of what she rakes in.

[dmr]

85. Yup, that's all it is, and boy, what an ego!

She probably has a notebook full of hairbrain ideas on how to fleece the fleeceable.

Shameful.

[Initech]

38. Put down the covfefe, Paula. That shit rots your brain.

[jmowreader]

39. Is she reporting a near-death experience?

[smirkymonkey]

47. If so, hopefully next time it will be the real thing.

[bluestarone]

40. And these are the people running our government!

HOLY FUCK!!!

[Dave Starsky]

41. There's a crackhead outside my office who says the same thing.

I wonder if they know each other.

[Zoonart]

77. Really... must have been some damn goos shrooms.

[Girard442]

42. Sounds like she was stoned, came out of the shower, and saw herself in the fogged mirror.

[sarisataka]

48. Her only question:

"Since when does God have horns?"

[struggle4progress]

50. "God told me to tell you not to pay your electric bill and send me the money instead"

Using your money for other things, like, say, paying the electricity bill, she admonished, is tantamount to blasphemy – essentially treating the power company like God

[Hermit-The-Prog]

51. She was warned not to sniff those trumpfarts.

[Vinca]

52. They have drugs to treat delusions, although this woman seems too far gone.

[Grins]

53. She saw Bruce Springsteen????

So have I.

[kimbutgar]

54. Wasn't she a reformed drug addict who found god?

[leftyladyfrommo]

55. She is so full of shit.

And people believe that stuff.

[KWR65]

57. I wonder if she is on hard drugs?

Just askin...

[Midnight Writer]

58. Big deal. I went there, too. Didn't see Paula, though. Psylocibin and mescaline combo will take you

[Maeve]

59. I've seen the face of God--it was on CNN

[gembaby1]

60. Hahahahahahaha!

And I’m the fucking Pope!

[DavidDvorkin]

62. It must be true because how could someone who has gone to the Throne Room of Heaven lie?

[deucemagnet]

63. ..

[keithbvadu2]

70. Looks like Walter (Jeff Dunham).

Looks like Walter (Jeff Dunham).

[Crunchy Frog]

64. Sounds like a temporal lobe siezure. n/t

[Vivienne235729]

73. +1000

[DFW]

65. Eric Clapton granted an interview to Paula White during a studio recording session?

How come none of the British media reported it?

[Ilsa]

66. Someone needs to notify her adult kids that she's off her meds. nt

[keithbvadu2]

71. Prosperity Gospel collectors seem to do much better than the donors.

Prosperity Gospel collectors seem to do much better than the donors.

[VOX]

72. Been to the Throne Room of Gawd so many times today, I finally took some Imodium.

And it’s a miracle!

These hyper-religious freaks prey on the weak of mind and body. They should be banished to Siberia.

[lastlib]

75. Paula, Paula, Paula....that was tRump's ASS!!

[Squinch]

76. That was Macy's, Paula. And Santa.

[eShirl]

78. She sounds like she's used to dealing with gullible people.

[njhoneybadger]

79. Sounds like Paula was out in the cow pasture picking mushrooms again

[WhiteTara]

80. did she od on adderall?

[Baked Potato]

81. I saw here! She was twerking to Lonesome Rhodes singing Fruit Salad Ferryboat

When she saw me, she gave me the finger and just disappeared!

[CottonBear]

82. She's married to Jonathan Caine, the former keyboardist for Journey.

They pal around with the ever odious Jim Bakker. 🙄

[Baked Potato]

83. Oh jeez... that's disturbing darn it

[dawg]

87. AFAIK, Jonathan Cain is still a member of Journey, and Paula has had somewhat of a "Yoko" effect ...

on that band. Neal Schon is, reportedly, not a fan.

[CottonBear]

89. Thanks for the correct info. He does seem to be an active band member.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Cain

Can you imagine how the rest of Journey feels about Paula? 😱

[librechik]

84. Then she realized it was just the restroom at Applebees

Their 2 for 1 happy hour is the best.

[yellowcanine]

88. There are toilets in heaven?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

90. Someone has raided tRump's coke stash.

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