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[LiberalFighter]

1. Says who?

[marble falls]

14. Not my monkeys, not my circus, though I did get the big bag o'circus peanuts ...

I can't wait.

Donnie Two Scoops is afraid of pet dogs, how's he going to handle a Macaque driven nuts by anorange being???

[LiberalFighter]

20. Could the officers assigned to the duty get sick that day? Hmmm

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I hope monkeys take over the cabana while he's in it.

[Coventina]

35. That was my thought as well!

[renate]

44. Omg thanks for the blast from the past!

I’d forgotten all about that!

[MFM008]

3. Now they need

Rotten fruit to throw at his ass.

[CaptYossarian]

4. The banana-colored hair is irresistable.

I wish they were flying monkeys.

[mopinko]

5. can someone take a vote on this?

[Blue Owl]

6. This makes me long for the old Letterman days...

[TDale313]

7. Leave the poor monkeys alone 😡

[lpbk2713]

8. People will not be allowed out of their homes.

That's understandable. Trump is the world's most despised man.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Oh man, this could be hilarious!

I hope there are plenty of cameras around from news agencies across the world. Oh please, please, please let there be a massive monkey attack during their visit and let it be broadcast far and wide!

[htuttle]

10. Nie moj cyrk. Nie moje małpy.

[IcyPeas]

11. but our president is an orangutan

it would just be like some relatives coming to greet him.

[rusty fender]

37. I've also heard that he is

an orange shitgibbon

[EndlessWire]

41. HaHaHa!!! n/t

[Roland99]

12. OMG! I'd probably die laughing!

[sdfernando]

13. Maybe the Macaques will attack the orange lardass en-masse and

rescue that poor creature he keeps on his head!

[cannabis_flower]

15. I'm rooting for

The packs of maurading macaques.

[Different Drummer]

45. Same here!

[Sugar Smack]

16. Oh, for God's sake, BRING THE MONKEYS!

“If such a large troop of monkeys attacks Donald Trump’s entourage, it will be a disaster.”

Please bring on the Monkeys, God, Goddess, Erzulis Freda and Dantor, Jesus, Papa Legba and my great aunt Louise. I don't ask for much. Just set the monkeys free when trump & company show up.

[House of Roberts]

17. Give the monkeys slingshots

and teach them to return fire.

[marble falls]

19. That would disrupt the balance of power!!!

[marble falls]

18. We're the Monkeys ...

[Wounded Bear]

21. Damn it! There goes that plan...

Do they have eagles in India?

[GoCubsGo]

22. Most of the world would pay good money to see a pack of monkeys go after those two.

If India was smart, they'd just sell tickets. The could use the proceeds for infrastructure repair, or to help the folks in the slums. Put it on pay-per-view, so the whole world can watch.

[Sugar Smack]

23. -With Benny Hill theme music playing during the meelee!

I would certainly pay to see that, with or without a soundtrack.

[GoCubsGo]

25. They could make a fortune just on a highlight reel.

Yep. "Yakkity Sax" would be the perfect music for it.

[Faux pas]

24. Why not?

[Midnight Writer]

26. I'm picturing an orangutan mounting Trump's head.

I reckon if Trump opens his mouth to speak, it may be misinterpreted as "presenting".

[maxrandb]

27. Apparently, monkeys mistake his bouffant

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for an orangatan ass.

My old golden retriever had an impacted anal gland. Vet had to shave his ass to drain it. Poor Max tried to use his tongue to comb his hair over his bald ass.

I swear to God it looked like Donnie Shit for Brains hairdo.

[Beartracks]

31. OMFG ROFL

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[Buns_of_Fire]

28. Sorry, India. Slingshots can be lethal. Can't have that around Dear Leader.

I suggest, as an alternative, wadded-up pieces of paper thrown at the monkeys. Yeah, that'll be okay. Go with that.

Hey, monkeys! Big fat banana incoming! Look for the patch of yellow on top. You know what to do...

[ooky]

29. God I would love for him to be eaten by a pack of monkeys.

Yes!

If the coward hears of this threat he will probably cancel his visit.

[Buns_of_Fire]

30. It would make for some interesting eulogies, to be sure.

I keep thinking of the Mary Tyler Moore Show episode "Chuckles Bites the Dust".

"He was dressed as Peter Peanut and a rogue elephant tried to shell him."

[alphafemale]

33. Or just make him trot a few steps cringing.

And pee his floppy pants.

[DFW]

32. Shows that the monkeys of Agra are more intelligent primates than the one in the White House

Their standards for visitors to the Taj Mahal are obviously far more selective than the current standards for visitors to the White House.

[Withywindle]

34. Do the monkeys have a website?

I'd like to sponsor a monkey. Preferably the one with the best poo-flinging arm.

[dawg]

36. I guess India and I just want two completely different things.

[Mosby]

38. "However, the monkeys still control the cabana"

A DU classic.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018577487

[yellowcanine]

39. Is it wrong to hope one craps on the thing on his head?

[Maru Kitteh]

40. Today, we are all the monkeys.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

42. I'm a bit torn here.

I’ve remained steadfast in insisting I would never want Trump to fall victim to any physical harm by another person. First and foremost, because I’m a pacifist by nature. And secondly, I don’t want the man becoming a martyr.

On the other hand, I’ve never had any sort of reservation as to seeing Trump succumb to some purely natural demise, like a heart attack or stroke.

My question remains:

Does “mauled to death by monkeys” qualify as “natural causes”?

Just asking...

[marble falls]

43. Its better to establish a plausible deniability in case, say, a mystery chopper load of 'nanna's ...

drop on the imperial president's party near some hungry monkeys.

Please, let Trump have some sort of extreme phobia about macaques.