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LiberalFighter
(50,783 posts)marble falls
(57,010 posts)I can't wait.
Donnie Two Scoops is afraid of pet dogs, how's he going to handle a Macaque driven nuts by anorange being???
LiberalFighter
(50,783 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,587 posts)Coventina
(27,057 posts)renate
(13,776 posts)Id forgotten all about that!
MFM008
(19,803 posts)Rotten fruit to throw at his ass.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)I wish they were flying monkeys.
mopinko
(69,990 posts)Blue Owl
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|TDale313
(7,820 posts)lpbk2713
(42,736 posts)That's understandable. Trump is the world's most despised man.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I hope there are plenty of cameras around from news agencies across the world. Oh please, please, please let there be a massive monkey attack during their visit and let it be broadcast far and wide!
htuttle
(23,738 posts)IcyPeas
(21,841 posts)it would just be like some relatives coming to greet him.
rusty fender
(3,428 posts)an orange shitgibbon
EndlessWire
(6,457 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)sdfernando
(4,925 posts)rescue that poor creature he keeps on his head!
cannabis_flower
(3,764 posts)The packs of maurading macaques.
Different Drummer
(7,603 posts)Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)If such a large troop of monkeys attacks Donald Trumps entourage, it will be a disaster.
Please bring on the Monkeys, God, Goddess, Erzulis Freda and Dantor, Jesus, Papa Legba and my great aunt Louise. I don't ask for much. Just set the monkeys free when trump & company show up.
House of Roberts
(5,162 posts)and teach them to return fire.
marble falls
(57,010 posts)marble falls
(57,010 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,598 posts)Do they have eagles in India?
GoCubsGo
(32,074 posts)If India was smart, they'd just sell tickets. The could use the proceeds for infrastructure repair, or to help the folks in the slums. Put it on pay-per-view, so the whole world can watch.
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,074 posts)Yep. "Yakkity Sax" would be the perfect music for it.
Faux pas
(14,644 posts)Midnight Writer
(21,712 posts)I reckon if Trump opens his mouth to speak, it may be misinterpreted as "presenting".
maxrandb
(15,295 posts)Last edited Thu Feb 20, 2020, 09:19 PM - Edit history (1)
for an orangatan ass.
My old golden retriever had an impacted anal gland. Vet had to shave his ass to drain it. Poor Max tried to use his tongue to comb his hair over his bald ass.
I swear to God it looked like Donnie Shit for Brains hairdo.
Beartracks
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Buns_of_Fire
(17,154 posts)I suggest, as an alternative, wadded-up pieces of paper thrown at the monkeys. Yeah, that'll be okay. Go with that.
Hey, monkeys! Big fat banana incoming! Look for the patch of yellow on top. You know what to do...
ooky
(8,908 posts)Yes!
If the coward hears of this threat he will probably cancel his visit.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,154 posts)I keep thinking of the Mary Tyler Moore Show episode "Chuckles Bites the Dust".
"He was dressed as Peter Peanut and a rogue elephant tried to shell him."
alphafemale
(18,497 posts)And pee his floppy pants.
DFW
(54,281 posts)Their standards for visitors to the Taj Mahal are obviously far more selective than the current standards for visitors to the White House.
Withywindle
(9,988 posts)I'd like to sponsor a monkey. Preferably the one with the best poo-flinging arm.
dawg
(10,621 posts)Mosby
(16,259 posts)A DU classic.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018577487
yellowcanine
(35,693 posts)Maru Kitteh
(28,313 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,153 posts)Ive remained steadfast in insisting I would never want Trump to fall victim to any physical harm by another person. First and foremost, because Im a pacifist by nature. And secondly, I dont want the man becoming a martyr.
On the other hand, Ive never had any sort of reservation as to seeing Trump succumb to some purely natural demise, like a heart attack or stroke.
My question remains:
Does mauled to death by monkeys qualify as natural causes?
Just asking...
marble falls
(57,010 posts)drop on the imperial president's party near some hungry monkeys.
Please, let Trump have some sort of extreme phobia about macaques.